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Park Gothic

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  1. She is 54 in that picture. I think her ass has held up pretty good. Susan Sarandon. Even her prime, I just cannot see what people are talking about. Nice tits though.
  2. He's a troll. It's a bit. You know how he is literally always wrong? The only way to give the wrong answer that consistently is to know the right answer and say the opposite.
  3. I hate to admit this and will probably regret saying it, but I am very much in "trust the corches" mode. The staff has given us every reason to be confident that they will close on the guys they need and will pull most of the guys they want. Until they show us otherwise, I'm not sweating a thing.
  4. It’s actually a low-end sports bar and restaurant, a knock off of Hooters. I’m surprised you don’t know this
  5. I talked to a couple of BYU fans about the Retzlaff situation. They said if the school thinks he's guilt of sexual assault, they will axe him without question. Whether you think it's because they believe in their honor code or just cynically trying to protect their image, they have zero tolerance for even a hint of that sort of thing. But if the school is inclined to believe his defense, they expected something less than expulsion but more than a slap on the wrist. What's interesting is that they said the school would be more lenient with him about premarital sex because he's not a Mormon. If dude was LDS, his punishment would still be expulsion. But because he's Jewish, the school will view it as more of a breach of contract than a sin. Like, that BYU's admin wants non-LDS students and understands that their shit is a bit kooky to outsiders. I will say, these fans thought it would be a three game suspension and that Retzlaff would just miss the non-con. So I'm not sure what to think about a 7-game suspension.
  6. I hate when you guys make me google words.
  7. Getting myself back on track - I was listening to the most recent OTF livestream and Bobby kept saying that Calicut had committed to Texas but that it was a "private commitment" that didn't go public. So I'm guessing Calicut was one of Gerry's "hi" comments and it hasn't panned out. So now we're down to two silents who have yet to announce, am I remembering that correctly? It's also frustrating that silent commitments still aren't worth shit, even with NIL deals on the table.
  8. You're a real fucking poet, Sydney. There's a lot of theories, but I'm of the opinion that Dougie Jones would have the best chance of winning. He is Cooper's good heart and childlike wonder distilled into a person, without any of the anger, arrogance, or vengefulness that Cooper occasionally displayed. Remember the scene in season 1 where Cooper has has Hawk and Harry help him use the "Tibetan method" to find clues - basically throwing rocks at bottles while he thinks about people? That's an example of Cooper trying to be like Dougie (even though Dougie didn't exist yet). Dougie is like a divining rod for fate and the forces that control the universe. So if any human from the Twin Peaks universe has a chance at beating Muad'Dib, it's Dougie. But if Dougie won, it would only be because that's what the universe wants to happen - Dougie has no will of his own. He's just vibing, going along with the flow, as a conduit for the forces of good. Tulpa Cooper is the opposite of this - he's all the bad things from Cooper distilled into a person. All the bad impulses without any of the restraint. He's more sophisticated than Dougie - smarter, driven, capable, forcing things to follow his will. But he's at odds with the universe, and for that reason is always fated to fail. That's why, to me, Cooper is such a compelling character. He has the forces of good and evil within him, but is aware of himself and those forces. By acknowledging them, he is able to act thoughtfully and choose which side of himself he'll allow to win. And he consistently chooses the side of good, even when it hurts him or forces him to forgo something he wants. This stands in stark contrast with many of the other characters, most notably Laura Palmer, who is an excellent foil for Cooper. She has immense good and evil within her, but he doesn't know herself and consistently indulges those evil instincts. Which allows her to fall under Bob's sway. That's also why she's such a prize to an entity like Bob - she has so much good in her, which makes her suffering and self loathing when she's evil that much greater. To Bob, that's the best form of sustenance (i.e., garmonbozia).
  9. Look, Dale Cooper is an amazing lawman and all around human being. He’s willing to embrace a cosmos far greater than himself and that he’ll never fully understand. And he doesn’t forget to appreciate the simple things in life, like a cup of coffee or Heather Graham’s backend. But he’s not winning a fight against the Kwisatz fucking Haderach.
  10. I’m sympathetic to everyone who’s upset about the recent recruiting losses. Does suck to get repeatedly kicked in the nuts. But at least wait until August before you get worked up about this shit. and yeah, it’s kind of annoying that OTF got us excited about these recruitments that we would have otherwise assumed we’re going somewhere else. But those guys also never promised us that we were going to win them. They just said that we were in them, or that we had a good shot. that could’ve very well been true at the time they said it. I don’t pay anyone $9.95 but if I did, that’s the kind of information I would expect them to pass along.
  11. CTJ is intimidated by his raw sexuality. Baby Alan Jackson is getting 750 yds and 10 tds this season. Fuck off with this shit. Talk about bad juju.
  12. Yeah, but what has Sark done for us lately
  13. 247 lists him as a safety but the tweet says running back. Scouting report says he can play RB, so I'm guessing this guy is our back up plan? If so, nice.
  14. I like that "Bijan!" is a watershed moment worthy of note on the chart.
  15. Look, I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying that Choice could’ve pulled that dude.
  16. I really love venting my spleen at underpaid service workers so this hits close to home. Awesome tangent.
  17. Is that a fucking Saving Silverman gif
  18. Nah, Tex likes to fake us out by posting updates about committed recruits in their personal threads so it looks like they’ve decommitted.
  19. I mean, I think you've already solved the problem. Can't say I'll miss his particular brand of dumbassery. That being said, he does post a lot of recruiting updates.
  20. Thanks for putting in the work on this. It looks like most of those guys were cut / had their offers pulled. I think Eoghan Kerry was one of the few guys that Deon cut but ended up staying at CU to get their degree (with the scholarship still in place). Hampton and Moddon from 2024 were basketcases. Still kinda sad we lost out on Jonah Wilson from 2023 - if I remember correctly, he opted to stay in Houston because he had a newborn. Although I now see that he transferred to A&M after last season so fuck him too, I guess.
  21. My theory is that the kids are part of some government program to brainwash people, to turn them into weapons against others and themselves. The kids are unwittingly expose to it in their classroom, by one of their classmates whose parents happen to work for the government. Their kid is the only one from the class who doesn't disappear. Eventually whatever happened to the kids will spread to their parents. I think it will look like something supernatural at first, likely as a cover, and as the investigation (spearheaded by Brolin and Garner) unfolds, the audience will be led to think it demons possessing the kids. The big twist about 3/4 of the way though will be that it's not demons but hypnotism or chemicals or something.
  22. Love the part where they say that Florida could get the top recruiting class but it's too focused on being a top academic institution. Right. Because Texas is a famously bad school that spends all its resources on football.
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