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Park Gothic

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  1. I appreciate that you're making a ridiculous statement to illustrate a point, but I'll go ahead and point out that that isn't what I said. A more accurate way to phrase it would be that we are dedicating limiting resources like time and money to recruiting rooms that are fully stocked and more easily filled from the portal. I would prefer that we dedicate those resources to rooms that are thin and difficult to fill using the portal. I've read on this board and elsewhere that Sark and Banks direct recruiting for all positions, and that they don't value DL as much as they value WR. Or, at least, that they aren't interested in "overpaying" for DL, which seems more and more like that's just the market. That has resulted in a negative trend for our DL room. Or am I wrong and DL recruiting is going, like, super well?
  2. Thank you for telling me what month it is. Last month, someone was helpful enough to tell me that it was July. Before that it was June. And DJ Sanders and Myron Charles were still on the board. They aren't anymore.
  3. I'm going to stick my dick in the mash potatoes real quick. Getting Ffrench is great. But loading up on WR doesn't tickle my pickle anymore. It's too easy to get good WR from the portal and I'd rather win battles for talent that can really only be sourced from high school. Herman had highly ranked classes full of DBs and WRs, and that turned out to be a less than optimal strategy. Getting Brooks is great. The other OL commits in 2025 seem like bread and Brooks is a step up. But he's the exception that raises a question - why is there so much bread? Are we just suffering from our success, where good prospects see a crowded room and look elsewhere for quick playing time? Getting Jonah Williams is great. Hard to complain about pulling in a 5-star safety, especially when it upsets the Aggies so much. But I can't wipe from my memory all the times I read that he was more interested in baseball and that he wouldn't drop down to LB, even if that was a better fit. I'm not saying the kid will bust, just that there are a disconcerting number of caveats attached to this recruitment. If he went to the Aggies, what would we be saying? And we still have one fucking DL in the class. One. Some of y'all ripped on me for pissing my pants when we missed on guys like Brown and Zion Williams and I'm sure you'll rip on me again. Fuck you in advance. But at what point do we get concerned? Because that room is going to get really empty after this season and recruiting more 5-star WR isn't going to change that uncomfortable fact. I look forward to all the comments comparing me to genitals and/or the mentally handicapped. Cheers.
  4. "Cotton" is the name of the sponsoring company. Their actual business is in building renovation and roofing and shit.
  5. UK or KU, Wildcats or Jayhawks...they're both blue basketball schools so you can't fault him for getting confused.
  6. They should go back to the Big 12. That would really show those meanies in the SEC.
  7. "I'm a new character" is quite the line. If they are being tongue-in-cheek about his acting ability then it's pretty clever. But if not...
  8. Magellan shirts are for Aggies. Columbia's PFGs are for anyone who likes fishing and doesn't gravitate to the cheapest version of a nice thing.
  9. Ha ha, holy shit that’s brilliant. I can just see these stolen valor fucks walking around BCS like some North Korean generals.
  10. Brunettes with disappointing titties?
  11. Dude is agreeing with you that moving Wingo to RB is dumb.
  12. They should be ashamed if they do worse than 8-4 with that schedule. They miss Michigan, PSU, and Oregon. They only definite loss is OSU.
  13. Holy shit, Joe Owens is the fucking man. Got me ready to run through a brick wall.
  14. My position coach used to do that to us. Beating all of us and yelling the whole time. “I’m an old man! Y’all supposed to be some young bucks. Fuck is wrong with you!” Damn coach, you played in the NFL and I’m skinny white kid destined for grad school. Got the point across though.
  15. fresh or frozen green beans are great. canned green beans are straight garbage.
  16. Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back? Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?
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