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Park Gothic

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  1. Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Closer I am to Fine
  2. Appreciate the post but I refuse to listen to anything that comes out of that face.
  3. David really didn't deserve him. lol, fuck that. That's insane. Glad we didn't match, that would be ridiculous. You actually pay by the pound, so you've got this backwards. Bobby and Gerry have said that he is being recruited as a linebacker and expressly not being recruited as an edge. I think the plan is for him to play OLB who can come in on pass rush packages, similar to the role currently played by Moore. Although the term "edge" has become extremely confusing to me, so it's hard to know exactly what Bobby and Gerry meant. But Bobby said he is not being recruited as an edge.
  4. SWEET RELEASE, WE FINALLY GOT ONE
  5. Most of you will be familiar with this annual publication authored by @Scipio. I buy the hard copy every year and give it to my dad, who collects all the other annual publications. After I read it of course. Hard copy is here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FG88KY48 E-version: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1801762
  6. Fucking Florida https://247sports.com/college/florida/article/florida-football-gators-recruiting-commitment-four-star-defensive-lineman-kendall-guervil-251440835/
  7. I assumed it was either this or the fact that there's only one pot of money, whether you push it to NIL or to revenue sharing. If there's $30 million in the pot, but $20 million into rev share and $10 million into NIL. Maintaining the current roster has eaten up a lot of money that would have otherwise gone to high school recruits. But I'm not sure that can be right. Can't the school now kick in money? If we were all donor supported before, we should have an extra $20 million from the AD's budget to play with. My "one pot" idea only makes sense if the AD isn't kicking in any money and it's still all donor supported, while other schools are using donors and AD money. I'm probably not explaining this very well - and I certainly don't know what I'm talking about - but the gist is that I am also confused and trying to figure out what the problem is.
  8. 0) Long form analysis of David Lynch's oeuvre with a focus on Twin Peaks
  9. Tua is concussion prone and Zach Wilson fucking sucks. There is no way they're cutting Quinn.
  10. Kid's highschool mascot is The Longhorns and school colors are black and burnt orange. Put him in the calculator.
  11. It's Suchomel. No one here is going to take it all that seriously. The "South Austin's Mom" jokes are pretty tired, but this was a good one. Clever, novel, delightfully non-sequitur.
  12. I interviewed Peri Gilpin (Roz from Frasier) for the O. Henry newspaper when I was in 7th grade. She was also very nice.
  13. Fat and/or ugly chicks need love too, dude
  14. Dude is absolutely fucking roasting those sheep fuckers on twitter.
  15. The game is "Is she hot?," not "Would you do her?" - those are two completely separate questions. I would obviously fuck prime Susan Sarandon. I have done far, far worse. But I just don't see why people consider her to be some sort of beauty. She's got...saggy eyes? Not sure how to describe it. Same thing with Betty Davis and Elizabeth Moss. Who I would also fuck but do not consider to be beauties by any means. I'm still in trust the corches mode. I hope we don't blow our bank matching Florida for Geurvil. We already have several DTs in the boat. I know there is a premium on DL from high school because it's extremely difficult to pull good ones from the portal, but I think that money could be put to better use. Let's circle back on some of our misses at other positions and see what happens when we up our offer. But whatever the staff decides to do, I've got faith.
  16. She is 54 in that picture. I think her ass has held up pretty good. Susan Sarandon. Even her prime, I just cannot see what people are talking about. Nice tits though.
  17. He's a troll. It's a bit. You know how he is literally always wrong? The only way to give the wrong answer that consistently is to know the right answer and say the opposite.
  18. I hate to admit this and will probably regret saying it, but I am very much in "trust the corches" mode. The staff has given us every reason to be confident that they will close on the guys they need and will pull most of the guys they want. Until they show us otherwise, I'm not sweating a thing.
  19. It’s actually a low-end sports bar and restaurant, a knock off of Hooters. I’m surprised you don’t know this
  20. I talked to a couple of BYU fans about the Retzlaff situation. They said if the school thinks he's guilt of sexual assault, they will axe him without question. Whether you think it's because they believe in their honor code or just cynically trying to protect their image, they have zero tolerance for even a hint of that sort of thing. But if the school is inclined to believe his defense, they expected something less than expulsion but more than a slap on the wrist. What's interesting is that they said the school would be more lenient with him about premarital sex because he's not a Mormon. If dude was LDS, his punishment would still be expulsion. But because he's Jewish, the school will view it as more of a breach of contract than a sin. Like, that BYU's admin wants non-LDS students and understands that their shit is a bit kooky to outsiders. I will say, these fans thought it would be a three game suspension and that Retzlaff would just miss the non-con. So I'm not sure what to think about a 7-game suspension.
  21. Getting myself back on track - I was listening to the most recent OTF livestream and Bobby kept saying that Calicut had committed to Texas but that it was a "private commitment" that didn't go public. So I'm guessing Calicut was one of Gerry's "hi" comments and it hasn't panned out. So now we're down to two silents who have yet to announce, am I remembering that correctly? It's also frustrating that silent commitments still aren't worth shit, even with NIL deals on the table.
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