Everything posted by Park Gothic
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It's also easier to be happy with a guy you took in the 7th for pennies on the dollar. If he's worth a damn then you've already surpassed expectations. The problem that part of me can't shake is that Ewers is probably going to get hurt this season. I understand why he didn't go in the 1st, but I think the reason he dropped as far as he did is because his injury report said "DO NOT DRAFT" across the top in big red letters. His fragility is the issue, and that won't rear its head until the non-contact jersey comes off. Ewers is a tough kid and will play through injuries, but when he plays hurt is when his game falls apart. The Dolphins are only going to be happy with him long term if he can stay healthy.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This was already covered in my pigeon playing chess post, and I don't appreciate you encroaching on my "animal does human things" metaphor territory. Watch yo step.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I feel like you're trying to steer us into a tangent about burgers and / or quoting The Big Lebowski.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We've moved on to whether Round Rock is part of Austin. Keep up.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Interesting. I have never had any strong feelings about Westwood. Other than being annoyed at Westwood grads who say they went to high school in Austin. No, you didn't, you're practically from Lampasas.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Wow, go fuck yourself. I cannot believe how viciously you've attacked me. Why is everyone on this thread out to get me when I only make innocuous comments and observations that are clear to anyone with eyes and a brain?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
May I offer that you are perhaps being a bit hyperbolic and that his post, while it had it's flaws, was on the whole beneficial to the thread?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Oh thank God. I regret the part I've played in this Glen Powel tangent. Agreed about Shaw. That dude has a very Alfred Collins-esque career where the talent and physical attributes were obviously there, but he never really did anything with them. If Baker is unlocking that potential then we are in great shape at DT in light of how the other transfers + January are doing. Fucking Arkansas. Can their medical staff have really missed that dude needed surgery? That seems shockingly incompetent, even for the pigs. One thing Bobby mentioned last night that I didn't see in his practice report - Arch is staying late with a group to run the offense even after the coaches leave. That has real "If you want to beat Ohio State, meet me here every night at 7 p.m." energy. I know we've heard a lot about Arch during camp, but it doesn't seem like he's been the focus. Even when IT/OTF are talking about the QBs, they're mostly talking about the battle for QB2. I assume no news is good news, and I love hearing about Arch's leadership. Ewers was great, but he never struck me as a "lead from the front" kind of QB. I think Texas is better when the guy under center shows people the way.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Everybody Wants Some is probably his best movie. It’s a lighthearted Linklater movie and nostalgic about being Texas college life in the 80’s. So pretty much perfect for all the olds on this board.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Boomer meme but relevant to this thread.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
11 stayed / currently are at Texas. 17 transfers out. I like everyone we kept. I even like some of the guys who left (Agbo, Finkley, Maalik), but I understand why they're not here anymore. But 17 still feels like a lot.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Apropos of nothing, but are you same SL Xpress I see posting on SECrant? And if so, why the fuck do you even bother? That place is an absolute toilet bowl that makes TexAgs look thoughtful and well informed.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Another cry for help. We're here for you buddy.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
He doesn't English good. But if you just string together words to evoke feelings, and disregard grammar and sentence construction, he makes a good point. Good teams didn't lose to Auburn in 2024. Also, lol at that one Aggie bitching about South Carolina being ranked ahead of them. Did he forget that SCAR beat them 44-20?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I feel like misanthropy can be misinterpreted as cockiness. But just because a guy hates everyone doesn't mean he doesn't hate himself too. Maybe every time Sydney lashes out, its a cry for help.- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I see more Gundy in it, even if Gundy is usually has less energy when talking down his team. But yeah, Dillingham is the right attitude for a Big 12 coach who wants to win consistently. I think ASU really got a good one in him, and he'll probably stick around no matter how much success he has.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Where do I send my $9.95?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Are we just letting this thread go down whatever tangent until recruiting picks back up? I'm fine with that, just want to be in step with the vibe. Anyway, prime Katherine Ross may have been one of the most beautiful women to ever live.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Is a hot dog a sandwich?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
True. But I'm really thinking about WR play in terms of its relevance to comparing '23 Ewers and '24 Ewers, rather than comparing Ewers to other QBs.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Must be from Ohio.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
At the risk of stirring up this pot of shit, have we considered that Ewers supporting cast in 2024 was worse than it was in 2023? All this talk about the talent around him has me wondering. I think WR and RB definitely took a step back. OL probably improved, just with the same group of guys getting another year older, but losing Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington, Brooks, and Baxter could not have helped. Golden was a great replacement, but Bond disappointed and the other WR options (Wingo and Moore) were very green. No hate on Wisner either, who stepped up in a big way, but he is just not on the same level of Brooks and Baxter. Ewers definitely looked worse this past season, but I think some of it could be explained by the offense as a whole taking a step back.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I just can't respect any preseason top-25 that ranks either A&M or OU. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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