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Park Gothic

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  1. Look, Dale Cooper is an amazing lawman and all around human being. He’s willing to embrace a cosmos far greater than himself and that he’ll never fully understand. And he doesn’t forget to appreciate the simple things in life, like a cup of coffee or Heather Graham’s backend. But he’s not winning a fight against the Kwisatz fucking Haderach.
  2. I’m sympathetic to everyone who’s upset about the recent recruiting losses. Does suck to get repeatedly kicked in the nuts. But at least wait until August before you get worked up about this shit. and yeah, it’s kind of annoying that OTF got us excited about these recruitments that we would have otherwise assumed we’re going somewhere else. But those guys also never promised us that we were going to win them. They just said that we were in them, or that we had a good shot. that could’ve very well been true at the time they said it. I don’t pay anyone $9.95 but if I did, that’s the kind of information I would expect them to pass along.
  3. CTJ is intimidated by his raw sexuality. Baby Alan Jackson is getting 750 yds and 10 tds this season. Fuck off with this shit. Talk about bad juju.
  4. Yeah, but what has Sark done for us lately
  5. 247 lists him as a safety but the tweet says running back. Scouting report says he can play RB, so I'm guessing this guy is our back up plan? If so, nice.
  6. I like that "Bijan!" is a watershed moment worthy of note on the chart.
  7. Look, I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying that Choice could’ve pulled that dude.
  8. I really love venting my spleen at underpaid service workers so this hits close to home. Awesome tangent.
  9. Is that a fucking Saving Silverman gif
  10. Nah, Tex likes to fake us out by posting updates about committed recruits in their personal threads so it looks like they’ve decommitted.
  11. I mean, I think you've already solved the problem. Can't say I'll miss his particular brand of dumbassery. That being said, he does post a lot of recruiting updates.
  12. Thanks for putting in the work on this. It looks like most of those guys were cut / had their offers pulled. I think Eoghan Kerry was one of the few guys that Deon cut but ended up staying at CU to get their degree (with the scholarship still in place). Hampton and Moddon from 2024 were basketcases. Still kinda sad we lost out on Jonah Wilson from 2023 - if I remember correctly, he opted to stay in Houston because he had a newborn. Although I now see that he transferred to A&M after last season so fuck him too, I guess.
  13. My theory is that the kids are part of some government program to brainwash people, to turn them into weapons against others and themselves. The kids are unwittingly expose to it in their classroom, by one of their classmates whose parents happen to work for the government. Their kid is the only one from the class who doesn't disappear. Eventually whatever happened to the kids will spread to their parents. I think it will look like something supernatural at first, likely as a cover, and as the investigation (spearheaded by Brolin and Garner) unfolds, the audience will be led to think it demons possessing the kids. The big twist about 3/4 of the way though will be that it's not demons but hypnotism or chemicals or something.
  14. Love the part where they say that Florida could get the top recruiting class but it's too focused on being a top academic institution. Right. Because Texas is a famously bad school that spends all its resources on football.
  15. If they keep overpaying players to come to BCS when those players have no real desire to be there, their locker room is going to continue to be an absolute dumpster fire. They will just end up poor(er) and frustrated. It's like coming home to an empty house after a long night at the titter, but sober and without the fun memories.
  16. I believe what @Pato del Muerto was driving at above is that silents may be more reliable if they have signed up for NIL payments, forcing us to revise the conventional wisdom.
  17. He’s putting up 750 yards and 10 TDs on the season. Dread him, run from him, but jaggy mcjaggerson is coming for you.
  18. Fair enough. Thanks to this thread I probably read more from TexAgs and Gigem247 than I do from places like Orangebloods. I honestly have no idea what posters on OB are like, other than a vague notion that they must be somewhat dumb for giving their money to Ketch.
  19. Saw this in a recruiting thread elsewhere and had a good laugh:
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