Everything posted by Park Gothic
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
This is peak BLS. It's rare to find such a perfect example. I am sympathetic though. Hard to live through 2010-2021 and not feel that way. That being said, Imma need you to take a sip:
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Agreed and point well taken. I didn't really think much of that comment, but I saw it was generating some conversation and wanted to throw in my $0.02 Also, this is Surly. You can say "fuck" and "shit" here. Unless this is some OTF joke that I'm too poor to understand.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Neat, my first double post
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Went to the Dolphins subreddit to read up what they think. They are being surprisingly even handed about Ewers. Talking how he showed some talent, that the OL and WR didn't do him any favors, that it's his first NFL game. I'm not sure what to make of that, because Ewers was also playing against back ups. I guess everyone is willing to be more patient with a 7th round QB. But man, do they fucking hate Zach Wilson.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Honestly, if that happens then it's a valid reason to fire Sark and find someone better at evaluating QB talent. Only 2 championships? When we could have had 3? We really deserve better.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
"I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
If we pull him from OU, great. If we force OU to drastically overpay for a specialists...also great.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I took Bobby's comment to mean something along the lines of, was playcalling vanilla by design or is Sark being forced to call a vanilla plays because our offense can't run anything else? He worded it like he was wondering if Sark called a vanilla offense on accident but I don't think that's what he meant. Bobby isn't the best writer, but he usually makes some kind of sense.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Are people in this thread really not familiar with the Bo Nix meme?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Imma need you to go knock on some wood. And that’s not a euphemism.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think you may be looking too hard for meaning in the fluff. I agree it was not very well written.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Terry has been improving the most, but he started off behind the other guys, so hasn’t taken the lead. Basically that hes catching up to the other freshman WR.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I lived in the SE for a long time and agree on all points, except I always thought Vandy fans kinda sucked. Real “ooh, sportsball” types. But they wouldn’t harass you or anything. Also, MSU fans fucking suck. Just angry about everything. Starkville has strong Lubbock vibes in terms of people walking around with a chip on their shoulder.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I pity you fools who think in linear time. And I know that old people easily get confused. I’ll endeavor to be more clear when I rant.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'm referring to the KSU games in 2022 and 2023 as ones where we stalled out badly in the second half, not where we lost.- SEC Catch-all Thread
I've listened to them for a while. They're not bad in many respects, but they have clear disdain for Texas and will generally avoid talking about the program if they can.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
To build on this, we've kicked ass in the first half and then stalled out in the second. It has been this way since 2021. Remember when we would build up solid leads and then watch them slip away? We got better at that in 2022, but still had the same issue and still lost games because of it. KSU in 2022 and 2023 are a good example. Then more of the same in 2024, albeit less dramatic because our defense was able to hold the line and - credit where it's due - the offense would usually do just enough in the fourth quarter to keep us up. I just do not understand what happens at half time. Is it a failure to adjust? Did Ewers injuries cool down and get sore, limiting him in the second half? Do we get comfortable and just play like shit with a lead? I can think of plenty of explanations but still none of them really make sense.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Goddamn. Someone posts a picture of women of questionable looks and this whole website is all It would better if they were clearly attractive or ugly. Y’all might just let it slide. But because there is a by gawd debate to he had we are going to gnaw on this bone for the next three pages.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I took my kids there a couple of summers ago. It wasn't that bad. The food wasn't great but the my kids could be as loud as they wanted and they served beer. In fact, I thought Disneyland was pleasant. The weather in California is good and the lines weren't as bad as I was expecting. I'm also friends with a couple who are Disney adults, and they both have kids / careers / don't engage in couple swaps. We give them shit about being Disney adults because it's silly, but whatever. I devote 50% of my mental space to a game played by teenagers so I can't really say that much to them.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The federal OMB just calls it "Great Houston" or the "Greater Houston Metroplex," which doesn't seem all that awkward. Includes everything east of Katy all the way to Pasadena, and from The Woodlands to Galveston.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It's also easier to be happy with a guy you took in the 7th for pennies on the dollar. If he's worth a damn then you've already surpassed expectations. The problem that part of me can't shake is that Ewers is probably going to get hurt this season. I understand why he didn't go in the 1st, but I think the reason he dropped as far as he did is because his injury report said "DO NOT DRAFT" across the top in big red letters. His fragility is the issue, and that won't rear its head until the non-contact jersey comes off. Ewers is a tough kid and will play through injuries, but when he plays hurt is when his game falls apart. The Dolphins are only going to be happy with him long term if he can stay healthy.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This was already covered in my pigeon playing chess post, and I don't appreciate you encroaching on my "animal does human things" metaphor territory. Watch yo step. - Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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