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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
First, thank you. I appreciate the article. I assumed that was the case but it's nice to have it confirmed. Second, Helobious is just doing his schtick. It's not a big deal. But I wanted to nip it in the bud before it turns into three pages of people arguing with him. No matter how bad the bait is, someone always bites. Watching people argue with him is a fun way to kill time during the off season, but there's actual football and recruiting news going on. Third, man I really wish that Chang had worked out better as the coach at UH. I know "he's not dead yet" but his tenure has gone poorly. I remember watching those Hawaii offenses back in the day and part of me hoped he would get things going again.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Rather than spending any time looking into this I'm just going to assume you're wrong and get on with my day.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Timmy Chang and your bait is getting obvious.
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CFB Week Zero Preview: Tosaíonn Séasúr Peile na gColáistí 2025 le Farmageddon
Gesundheit
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Are we really arguing about Manning running the ball more? It seems like y'all are talking past each other and being particularly obstinate about missing the point the other is trying to make. Arch will use his legs more than Quinn. Both by design and capitalizing on opportunities that the defense presents. He's faster than Ewers and more durable. But Sark doesn't like running his QBs and is obviously cognizant of how badly it would suck for Arch to get injured. "Reasonably conservative" is probably the right phrase. How Arch runs is almost as important as when he runs, which was already noted above. Dude needs to get on the ground and avoid big hits once he's gained some yards. No more diving head first into defenders. I feel like both of y'all are saying some version of this but refusing to agree with one another.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
*Farther **Charleston- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The irony of this post- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
If everything we are hearing is accurate then I have to agree. But remember that Sark likes to use the media to motivate guys. I don’t doubt that Owens is more talented than Caldwell, but he may lack maturity or ambition. Being QB2 at Texas, behind arch Manning, is a pretty sweet gig. I could see someone getting complacent. My hope is that Caldwell is just there to be the emergency QB and to light a fire under Owens.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Right, because we haven’t needed our backup QB at all these past 4 seasons.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Wait, they're actually room mates? It's not just a joke? CTJ, you might as well pay me that $100 today.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Oddly beautiful and depressing.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Bill Connelly just dropped his full ranking of all 767 college football teams (DI, DII, DIII, NAIA) Texas is 5th, behind OSU, Bama, Georgia, and PSU.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
That reporter.. .- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Eric fucking Nahlin. Literally tweeting at croots. What an asshole.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tom Fornelli actually name dropped Thujone on the Cover 3 podcast last season.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Anybody know what they're talking about here? I've never heard of this Torre Becton test.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Parker Livingstone is Randy Moss's young white avatar Also, gotta love the new rule that makes Tech's "guns up" a penalty.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I only watched the first 30 seconds or so. Because the video was annoying, but in a way that any video made by a high school kid is annoying. Did he do something douchey later in the video? Because I didn't see anything in the part I watched. He was just talking enthusiastically about the gear he got. Basically an unboxing video, which is super common and has been a thing for more than a decade. I don't think this kid is worth whatever OU paid for him and I doubt he amounts to more than a tweener / specialist in college, but we don't need to be all sour grapes about it. I say this while acknowledging your plea for immunity. I think the joke is that the dude didn't like wearing condoms (who does) and just wanted to say something sufficiently shocking to get her to leave him alone. But it was almost certainly apocryphal. The end purposely went under the pulling blockers. Which is fine, depending on who was assigned contain - it can be the end (in which case he fucked up) or the LB (in which case he did his job). Typically ends are coached to lean into the pulling blockers to cram the play inside while keeping contain, but I've noticed more and more than ends (or "edges" now) are going underneath the pulling guard. If I remember, Ethan Burke did that as a freshman. Colin Simmons did it a lot last year too. I think kids are maybe just being coached differently these days.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
On the one hand, I also did a double take at @Rimbo’s comment about Arch. My eyes tell me that Arch has a much better deep ball and I see that the numbers bear that out. But it’s also important to remember that Arch put up those numbers against UTSA, ULM, and MSU. I still think Arch showed hes better as aspects of the game, but the numbers from 2024 dont necessarily tell the whole story. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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