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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Honestly, that's what I thought we were doing when we moved to this fucking conference. Turns out these guys bitch even more than the whiniest elements of the Big 12. I swear, dealing with ISU and OkSU fans was better.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
You know what's nice? I don't give a shit about Georgia. If CFB was a neighborhood, OU would be the asshole from across the street that we fucking hate and have to deal with all the time. Aggies would be our embarrassing redneck cousin who our mom makes us spend time with and who constantly talks about how great his life in La Porte and our life in the big city with all the hobos and the gays must suck. Baylor, Tech, and TCU are gross people from around the block whose loud music and antics frequently interfere with our quiet enjoyment of the backyard. Arkansas is some dude we knew in high school and who we actively avoid when we see him at the grocery store. Georgia? They're some fucking weird on the bus. Somebody who is clearly not right but nonetheless tries to strike up a conversation. I don't give a shit about talking to them or wasting my energy on them because I've got my own life to live. Maybe someday they'll graduate to a program I care enough about to hate. But they're not our friends, family, or neighbors and I don't give a single shit about them other than the week we happen to play. My prediction? They will, at best, be our next Nebraska. Fuck 'em. Fuck Smart too, with his stupid fucking haircut and poindexter hat. Toss them on the pile with the rest of the CFB world that hate us because they ain't us.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Is this why you eat salsa with your bare hands like a toddler (or whatever CTJ is accusing you of I haven't followed it that closely)? I was one of those people who thought Harris was incompetent. Or, at best, a biddable yes-man who tweeted eye emojis that did not actually seem to be related to recruiting. And I don't think my sentiment was entirely unfounded. Now - yeah, you appear to be correct. I'm glad that Sark was able to see something in him and that the guy has gotten his shit together. I've said this a bunch of times, and I'll say it again at my peril, but I am fully in "trust the corches" mode when it comes to the Sark regime. If Sark was willing to let Glasscock go and put Harris in that role, dumb as it seemed to me at the time, that seems to have been the right call.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
ORLY?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This seems dumb. Not doubting the veracity of your post, just saying that you and every Chicagoan is regarded for denying themselves something delicious out of … I don’t know? Some sense of bucking the stereotype? Deep dish pizza rocks. The deep dish starburst from Star Pizza is the go to when I have my druthers. Maybe it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but the idea that it is objectively bad is, well, just dumb as fuck. I’m not trying to be a pedant but the idea that everyone in Chicago thinks this pizza sucks seems specious.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Weird that you call it pizza when it's clearly an open face sandwich.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I don't like the guy, but that intro to Cheers is still the all time best. Credit where it's due.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Look, crack may be in the vehicle I just want to make sure she isn't driving.- GEORGIA CAN SUCK MY DICK
Here is the video of the official explaining the penalty: To me, it sounds like the new rule has nothing to do with the shift - which is still perfectly legal. If the OL jumps because of the shift, then it's a false start penalty. What is actually illegal now is when the DL moves to simulate the snap. If the DL twitches or jumps and it draws the OL to false start, the defense will get a delay of game penalty. I still don't like the new rule because I think it will be abuse and I have no faith in officials correctly enforcing it. But the tweet is not accurately describing the new rule, which has nothing to do with a shift except as an example of what is still being allowed.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Am I on crack or does the ad not expressly call it "A Truly Colossal Kolache"?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I know the term "punchable face" gets thrown around a lot, but goddamn...that twitter PFP. It's like he chose it specifically for soliciting violence.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What’s this about then?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Honestly forgot that Jordan Rodgers even existed. I’m sure he sucks though.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I used to think that. I still do, to a certain extent. They certainly aren’t great kolaches. But they’ve grown on me since I moved to Houston.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
All to Parker Livingstone- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Christ on a cracker, vato- 2026 OT John Turntine
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Username checks out- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I don’t think about them at all- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m agreed with y’all about Ojo, but shit talking the Big 12 just feels Aggie. The Big 12 champ took us to double overtime. And that ASU squad lost to Tech. To be clear, Tech sucks and will always suck but they’re in the rearview along with the rest of that conference. I’m not going to badmouth the Big 12 any more than I would the ACC. Personally, I would still be happy if Ojo were in the boat. Flood wants him and was willing to make him a decent offer, and that’s enough for me. But what I don’t want to do is overpay for a guy with a bad attitude and a long developmental curve. Take that money and give it to someone who is either more talented or willing to put in the work. Basically, sounds like this dude is fat Micah Hudson. He should the money vaya con dios to Lubbock, because it doesn’t seem like he’s a good fit for our program.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Is that correct? I thought the schools signed rev share agreements with the athletes. NIL is still NIL. - Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
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