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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hate to say it, but the MPAA may have been right when it initially rated Poltergeist R. Not sure how Spielberg got it dropped to PG.- NIL Recruiting News Megathread
Bobby dropping hints about NIL:- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Fuck whatever these things are from Labyrinth- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hey, fuck you too- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Listen you fucking pedants and movie snobs, I said "farther" because I referred to taking steps. These steps were metaphorical, rather than physical, so further could have also been correct, but both are acceptable uses. That "rule" didn't even become a rule until the 1980's and before that the terms were used almost interchangeably. The purpose of that scene in Finding Forrester is to illustrate that the teacher is a pedant who had clearly misunderestimated the titular character, and I don't think Van Sant was being overly prescriptive about how those terms should be used. It's like merlot sales plummeting because of a throwaway line in Sideways. Giamatti's character didn't want to drink merlot because his ex wife drank merlot, not because merlot is low brow or something. But everyone who likes wine saw that movie and took it as a signal that merlot was for pleebs and stopped drinking it. Great, more for me. I bet you assholes correct people when they say "octopuses" too.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Take it one step farther and you may see recruits encouraged to commit to lower tier schools to finish “baking” and then transfer to the big school later. Nothing stopping an OSU collective paying for the NIL rights for a kid who goes to Toledo for a couple of years. Feeder programs, basically- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I believe the above poster is making a joke about how that AI slop article referred to Flood as our WR coach- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Gotta love that the actual Heisman winner didnt even make the list- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is terrible bait, even for you- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Do we really know for sure that @Junior Bonner isn’t actually VY?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
One of my favorite TV gags of all time came from a show called “Third Rock from the Sun,” which starred John Lithgow, as the leader of a small group of aliens posing as humans on earth. In one episode, William Shatner plays The aliens leader who comes to visit them on earth. John Lithgow is there to greet him at the airport when Shatner steps off the plane. Shatner says, “the flight was terrible, there was something on the wing but no one would believe me.” And Lithgow shout “me too!” Kristen Johnson was also my introduction to unconventionally attractive women- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Y'all really have toxic beauty standards. I thought this was a safe space for the love-handled and muffin-topped.- Dave Aranda Is Baylor's New Head Coach
He's referencing this scene from Wolf of Wallstreet: Although to be fair, the characters in that scene are indeed referencing Freaks- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I lived in Louisville for a while. Spent every weekend I could down in Lexington. That town is awesome and Keenland is the most fun I've had a "sporting event" outside of Texas football games. Honestly had no intention of moving back to Texas until my folks got sick, Kentucky is a great state. Especially if you are decently smart and have any kind of social graces. A lack of in-state connections could limit your ability to get in with the "country club" set, but the job opportunities are endless for someone who is at all qualified. I had to learn stay away from Bardstown, though. I could see the path from "functional alcoholic" to "ruining my life" was paved in wheated bourbon.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
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lol, I'm glad you said it. Seems like he was being a good sport. Honestly I don't see that much to dislike about Elko other than the trash he associates with. He's a slob, so there's that. But glasses houses and stones.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I mean, perhaps he's better at football than we're assuming? Cards on the table, I'm high on Parker Livingstone for the vibes and memes rather than anything football related, but are we just taking it for granted that he's not very good? It's his second year in the program, the reports from camp are good. At 6'4" he's our tallest scholarship WR. I don't think he's WR1 or anything but I wouldn't be shocked if they had a role for him to play.- Steve Sarkisian is fucking awesome
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
True and correct, but I will note that the grandson talked up Overshown to Jerrah and helped get DMO drafted at a good spot. Plus DMO is a lifelong Cowboys fan, so Paxton Anderson helped him achieve that dream. The sins of the father should not yada yada yada.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sorry for the double post, but I have a few thoughts and questions. The staff just doesn't seem that high on Kreul. I understand we're okay with his limitations (if the price is right), but these tweeners never seem to pan out. It seems like the better move would be to let someone else develop him and tamper with him later if he looks good. If we can't pull him in the portal, oh well. That being said, denying Oklahoma a player it wants is as good a reason is any to take a croot so I'm good either way. It's weird to me that "coon" is a slur for black people while "coonass" is a slur for white people. Are we actually doing this rivalry with Georgia? Because the shit I've seen over the last two weeks is how we end up with a rivalry with Georgia. I don't give a shit about them but if we're all going full regard on the dawgs then so be it. I just want us to go into this with both eyes open because their fans seem to be on Tech's level of annoying and shitty. I would rather not add "Tech, but better at football" to the list of our rivals. Arkansas is more than enough trailer trash for me. 28-30 guys? Really? That seems absurd. Is it because of the new roster rules? We're already so loaded and have retained so well, I just assumed this would be a smaller class.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This looks like one of those fake "Surly Magazine" headlines that @TreatyOak is always churning out. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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