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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
"You're not in traffic, you are traffic." Also, here's another Quinn gif. Not the classic moon-shot to Worthy that everyone remembers, but the somewhat less appreciated "nail in the coffin" throw to AD in the 4th.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah, that's the impression I've gotten. I've literally never seen him post anything of interest or value. Or even anything that I found funny, regardless of whether he meant it to be or not. Usually I only put someone on ignore if they diarrhea all over a thread, so this will be the first person I've ignored someone for quality reasons. But I gotta say that he has earned. Just a complete fucking moron and kinda seems like a shitty person to boot.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Because that’s what this thread needed. A conversation about race. The competition is tough, but this might be the worst post in this entire thread.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Gents, it's May. We're not down to the wire on anything. The big name prospects are going to wait until Summer and some we even wait until December. Remember how the Justus Terry recruitment went last year? That was a huge deal and a really fun one to win. You'll enjoy recruiting more in a few months. It's just dead right now so it's not as interesting. But there will definitely be one or two guys in the top-10 nationally that we get excited about.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Imma let's me do them. But just me. Because...reasons. Not you.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Man, it is shockingly difficult to find a gif of 4th & 13 and makeagif is not cooperating. Best I can do is a tweet.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
"Ewers gave Texas fans license to start some 'Quince Young' jokes after this run that sprung loose thanks to his own athleticism and a great block from Ja’Tavion Sanders. This is one of five rushing touchdowns on the year for the sophomore."- 2019 ATH Bru McCoy
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Between OSU, UW, and UT, we're the only team to make the CFP semis the past two years. So that tracks.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I've posted a Quinn gif on each of the last three pages and everyone was perfectly cordial. You need to understand that some of the people in this thread aren't quite right in the head, and by interacting with them (either to agree or disagree) you make things worse. There's no good way to poke a hornets nest, so don't bother.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Is this a bad thing? I don't drink apple cider vinegar, but I can see someone doing that for allergies or to clear their sinuses. I did not realize it was crazy and/or politically oriented behavior. Anywho, new page so here's a new Quinn gif. Just so we can reminisce about our guy now that he's off to the NFL: If y'all remember, this play was actually 4th & goal after we failed to punch it in from the 9 on three running plays. Rojo picked up like 7 yards but Ewers to Worthy was needed to get us the last 2. "Ewers said on Monday there was a passing concept to the right and that he had to check the coverage pre-snap to see where the ball was going. Worthy in 1-on-1 coverage is an easy call, and Ewers’ throw is on the money for the go-ahead score."- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
But she is middle management, at best. Not running things.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This past athletic year had to be the most demoralizing for them in 15 years. Until they fled to the SEC, they had to be reminded every year that we were better than them. Maybe they would get up in one sport for a little while, but never for very long and never in all three. But when they moved to the SEC they never had to have the lie laid bare. They could keep telling themselves, year in and year out, "We're better than the sips. They play in the BDF. Even though we're meh in the SEC, we'd be dominating them and that conference." Even when our move to the SEC was announced, they could tell themselves how great it would be to watch us get pantsed in their superior conference. The younger part of their fanbase that doesn't remember them in the Big 12 probably even believed it, too. So you get what we had here last year - which is the way Aggie wants it. Well, he gets it.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
New page? How about another fun Quinn gif: While running behind the Longhorn offensive line, Moore Jr. heard something from his quarterback. “The first one, I was motioning over and Quinn changed the play mid-motion,” Moore said. “He told me another play. So I’m like ‘okay, bet. It’s man. Let’s go get it.’ He just called a slot fade, put it up there, and allowed me to go make a play. He has the ability to do that, especially in this offense,” Moore said. “Quinn is the president. If he sees a look he may not like, he can change it to something else just like that.”- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Nm - technical issue I got sorted. Have a nice gif instead.- Transfer QB Matthew Caldwell
He posts actual opinions on other boards (e.g. IPIHB). But yeah, 95% of what he posts on here and the Football board is bullshit / bait for the stupids. God help me, but I find some of his schtick pretty funny.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
His post was dumb, but this response is hilarious.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I think his question was less about the beat-by-beat facts and more about the idea that Sark was milking the QB controversy to avoid public scrutiny on his personal life. Because that was the part that sounded a little kooky to me. No judgment though. Plenty of other people in this thread have had worse opinions.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
If your joke was that Bryant didn't get drafted, then I regret giving you too much credit. That's on me. I should have known better.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I was ready to jump on you about this, but you're not that far off. Kelly Bryant threw only 10 fewer picks than Ewers, but that was also in fewer attempts and more seasons at QB. So your point is valid. Kelly Bryant - 14 picks / 762 attempts (5 seasons) Quinn Ewers - 24 picks / 737 attempts (3 seasons)- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Easy to hate Oklahoma. Hard to hate cheddar peppers and cherry limeade.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1) People do things for multiple reasons. Sometimes you do something that will accomplish an desired outcome and maybe achieves secondary and tertiary desired outcomes, despite being less likely. As I noted, the man has done it before in other situations. 2) I fully admit that I am speculating and wearing my Bevo-lenses. Don't miss the forest for the trees.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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