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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I unironically think that Arch will be our best QB since VY. On par with Trevor Lawrence. He's huge. Dude is big enough to play defensive end. He's also shockingly fast. Do y'all remember him outrunning the entire UTSA secondary? He's big, he's fast, but he also runs hard and is willing to lower the boom on tackling defenders. In fact, we might need to coach that out of him to avoid injuries. He's got a great arm. Tons of power and accuracy. His body control and footwork are also phenomenal, so he has a solid base for deep shots but can also throw on the move. His processing and decision-making is off the charts, and will only improve as he gets more time under center. The team also seems to respond to him in a big way. Watching his highlights from '24 and even '23, I can't wait to watch him play this season. The game and landscape has changed so much since VY and 2005, but this season has the potential to be on par with how great that season was. We're in high cotton, gents.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Looks like all the roster weights are up to date: https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/roster- CFP expansion discussion
Kirby Smart continues to be a phenomenal ambassador for the conference. - The SEC got 14 teams in the NCAA tournament. Not 13. - College basketball hasn't used RPI since 2018. - Fat. Dumb. Fuck.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is what the throes of absolute desperation looks like.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Filtered into the uncanny valley. Her face looks like a cartoon.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
Kris Ross joining Brenan Marion at Sac State. https://collegefootballnetwork.com/former-texas-nevada-edge-kristopher-ross-signs-with-sacramento-state-for-2025-season/- 2026 S Yaheim Riley
- Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
It wasn't good for my heart or my liver, but the rollercoaster last cycle was ultimately pretty fun.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ewers always seemed to play better when he had more time to prep. I know everyone plays better with prep time, but it seemed particularly important to Ewers. I'm hoping that as a backup QB in the NFL he'll have the time he needs and will be better set up for success.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Wolk is a Georgia guy, so it's not like he's wishcasting for the home team.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"Why couldn't we pay him more than the sips?" Because you morons are paying Jimbo Fisher eleventy-billion dollars to not coach football.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I agree with you but cannot abide this Sam Ehlinger erasure. Although Sam's tenure more or less proves your point. As soon as we even got a decent QB like Sam, we started winning games again. Despite having a mental midget for a coach.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Ha ha, holy shit. "If he was going to be really good, why hasn't he been really good?" I love this for two reasons: (1) The concept of "development over time" is a complete unknown to this dude. Of course he doesn't think players can improve, he's a fan of A&M football. (2) Arch has been really good. As a backup QB in 2024, who only logged three starts, he managed to amass over a 1,000 of offense, including 13 TDs to 2 Ints and a completion percentage of 67.8%. I know they're dumb, but they still never fail to impress with just how dumb they are.- 2026 ATH Jermaine Bishop
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
My Houston friends are telling me that Henderson is bought and paid for. Not saying it can't happen, just that it may be a tough row to hoe.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ok, cool.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I think counterfactuals are stupid and pointless. We might have won a national championship with a different QB. We might have gone 7-5 with a different QB. There's no way of knowing and pretending like one can is immature and ignorant. What I can say is that, for all his faults, we did very well with Quinn at QB. And if you're not willing to give him credit for how well we did, then you can't blame him for us falling short either. It's a team sport.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It's a bimodal curve where he has high highs but low lows, which averages out to being...average. Usually if a player is good, bad, or average at certain aspects of the game, they'll be good, bad, or average at most aspects of the game. But it's baffling for a player to be simultaneously so great in some aspects and so disappointing in others that people (often very vocal people) don't know how to process it. What I think you're ignoring, and what actually pisses me off in this thread, is the people that demonstrate genuine antipathy towards Ewers. Saying stupid shit like he "cost us a national championship" or delighting in his draft plummet are bizarre behaviors and belong more on TexAgs than on here. Especially when guys like Sark, Jahdae Barron, and the rest of the QB room all consistently sing Ewers' praises and talk about how much he's done for the program. So even though I think you're correct about Quinn's performance as a QB, I think the "emotional garbage" that's being drawn out in this thread has more to do with people shitting on Ewers (because they have the emotional intelligence of a particularly callous hamster) and people defending Ewers because they don't like seeing their QB get shit on. And I find it pretty easy to side with the latter group. Also, here's another Quinn gif. Been sitting on it for a while:- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
New page, new Quinn gif. No analysis this time. Just a fun play to JWhitt.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Oh you didn't mean to post in the quantum mechanics thread?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I'm not sure if this applies to football, but in shooting "accuracy" refers to how close your shots are to your target. If you're aiming for the bullseye, how close are you getting to the bullseye? In contrast, "precision" refers to how consistently are you putting shots in the same place, i.e., how tight are your groupings? Here is a helpful chart: Please stop hooting at each other like a pack of retards squabbling about the meaning of already well-defined terms. - Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
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