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Park Gothic

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  1. I'm sorry, my sarcasm meter is entirely broken. Surely you're joking and I'm just missing it.
  2. I haven't really love the Big 12 since 2012, but I haven't really hated it either. I was bored and disappointed, but chalked that up to Texas being mediocre to awful rather than the conference. But the last couple of seasons pretty much everything about the Big 12 pisses me off and I couldn't put my finger on why it was making me angry now - it's been same shit different day, maybe dialed up a little more. But your post perfectly explains why I have zero patience for this bush league in 2023. We're almost out of Shawshank. Still crawling through the river of shit, but the end of the tunnel is right there if we can just stomach the smell a little longer.
  3. Counterpoint - they play us. Pretty rough draw based on that alone.
  4. “Well, actually, Matt, we've actually been encouraging Steve in his coaching.”
  5. First and foremost, lol. Second, and I’m being like 70% serious, me and all the Applewhite truthers were unequivocally vindicated in the 2001 Big 12 championship game. If we start Applewhite we win that game by 3 scores. And as much as I hated losing, I think the 4 quarter may still be the most fun I’ve ever had at a sporting event. Start Applewhite, and we don’t have to listen to KSU and fucking Baylor brag about having as many Big 12 titles as we do.
  6. Are these stats specific to zone coverage? Because Mitchell has 9 Tads so I don’t see how Worthy can lead the Big 12.
  7. Oh wow. That’s hilarious, but fuck you. I’m not sure how you managed to kick my sense of nostalgia in the nuts, I didn’t even know nostalgia had nuts, but you goddamn well did.
  8. I went to CoogFans to see what they were talking about re: Dana sticking around. I don't recommend the site. One of the regulars knows a guy who knows a guy who says Dana is done after this season. That's not what I've come to share with you, however. While I was there I decided to look at some of their gripes about our game, and they did not disappoint. Lots of incoherent rage, but my favorite thing was this AI generated image: Other than the four nose holes, it's a work of art. I can't wait to post it after the ISU game when the clones start to bitch about the calls. Because you know they will.
  9. His wife is an Aggie and he's from out of state, so I assume he just gets fed a load of bullshit from all her friends and their husbands. He's also a poor man's Skip Bayless who makes his bread saying dumb shit.
  10. They've already won six games, which is a banner year at ISU. All he needs is a narrow win over Northern Illinois in the Belk Bowl to cement his "all time great" status for the clones. Regardless of how Saturday goes, their program is pathetic and should have been relegated to the FCS years ago.
  11. I got into Florida football while I dated a girl from Jacksonville. Given how things went and her general demeanor, "alligators are my favorite animal" was a much better reason.
  12. Aren't we all lawyers? Other than the nurses, obviously.
  13. This is why lawyers are better. They're too greedy to let anyone else steal your money but too chickenshit to steal all of it for themselves. Now if they could only do math.
  14. Anyone remember when we used to have screenshots in this thread? Good times.
  15. For anyone who is slow like me, the tweet looks like Chadwell sent it while in Starkville, MS
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