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Park Gothic

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  1. Also, at the time of the Civil War Hawaii was still a monarchy that literally had slaves ("kauā").
  2. I hope you're right, because that means their coaches are dumb as shit. The triple option is already part of KU's offense and they practice it like they practice any other play in their book. The triple option is emphatically not part of OU's offense. Any time they've spent installing a gimmick offense for a single game is time they've wasted not repping the rest of their playbook. The triple option isn't something you can just learn, it requires a QB who can make a fast read and everyone has to be assignment sound. Plus it wouldn't even be effective, with the way Texas' d line can move laterally. KU may be the best "option" offense in the country and it didn't do them much good against us.
  3. It's funny how improved our center looks when the guards on either side of him are playing better. Almost as if our center wasn't the problem to begin with.
  4. It would certainly be best for us, and college football as a whole, if Bama just beat the fucking brakes off of them this weekend.
  5. Ha, at first I thought you were misspelling "coup" on purpose but then I remembered the 7 OT cups. Fucking Aggies.
  6. It don't make a shit. If the Aggies want to pay those kids thousands of dollars to go watch them get stomped by Bama, those kids should be encouraged to part those fools from their money. Texas' sales pitch is way, way too strong to be overcome by a bag and a UOV. The can pound their chests about it, but at the end of the day those kids are either (1) going to see through A&M's bullshit and make the right decision, or (2) can't see through A&M's bullshit and aren't a good fit here anyway. That's no reason to get complacent or act like A&M isn't a threat, but let's not start pissing our pants about Kobe Black.
  7. It's actually a novel field of fracking, where we fire nutria into the bedrock at approximately twice the speed of sound, or Mach 2. Works way better than traditional fracking fluid. My LSU coworkers largely specialize in managing JIT delivery of nutria to well sites.
  8. “smarter” is relative. Like the “tallest midget.”
  9. I tried telling some of my LSU coworkers that if Ovie is starting it is a major red flag. They wouldn’t listen. They said I was just coping about transfer portal loss. All I can do is shrug.
  10. It just occurred to me that we finally scored 40 points this season so all those people bitching in the Baylor thread can shut the fuck up.
  11. This comment is all kinds of regarded, but I’m going to let you think on it a bit and see if you can figure out why. That way you might learn how to be less regarded. Good luck, buddy. I’m pulling for you.
  12. "As someone who took a basement dweller and turned them into a decent team, I can tell you that it's not that hard. Hell, you don't even have to be sober most of the time. I mean honestly, how hard is it to be a better coach than Les fucking Miles? But by all means, keep fellating Leipold because he won a bunch of games at a D3."
  13. Tough to see Sanders go in the first. TE just isn't valued that highly and Brock Bowers will probably be the first TE off the board. Are there really two teams that are going to burn a R1 pick on a TE?
  14. Oregon, Ohio State, and allegedly Nebraska. USC wasn't a factor for a while. What I've heard from Oregon fans is that the ducks got in Baker's ear about how bad USC moving to the B1G was for their program and that playing in the bi-coastal B1G would be a shitshow. That soured him on USC and put Oregon in the lead. Then Oregon announced that it would be moving to the B1G as well and all the shit Oregon had been talking about USC came back to bite them.
  15. Any blowback from D'antre Robinson taking a UOV to Florida without giving the staff a heads up? I know that has soured the staff on some other guys, but I'd really like to keep him in the boat.
  16. Bama is going to wreck these fuckwits. The fallout will be glorious.
  17. Texas killed the conference by being in it. Texas is also killing the conference by leaving it. Also, the conference is fine and why does everyone keep talking about the conference getting killed? Can't believe greedy Texas is leaving it's brothers like Baylor and Tech behind, with all they've done to support and help Texas. It's not like Texas is the only reason they were in the Big 12 to begin with, or that Texas has been supporting them financially for more than a century. My craziest ex-girlfriend doesn't have shit on the Big 12's craziness.
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