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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Stop quoting the fucking guy. Just put him on ignore. It’s pathetic.
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Bond’s official 40 time is 4.39 which is great but dude needs to learn to say less- 2025 NFL Draft
Gabrielle has looked like absolute booty- 2025 NFL Draft
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Golden’s official is 4.29- 2025 NFL Draft
Some guy on Reddit is maintaining a helpful spreadsheet of combine results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12dvkqj-NcjCYgoUs1CdCIj9OH4pEJyHZTe163_iEqds/edit- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Go fuck yourself. "No one is making you enter this thread," I'm genuinely interested in news about what's happening about with the guy and I've got to read your stupid fucking bullshit every time I open this thread. I want to be clear - this isn't a commentary on Ewers or his qualities as a player. I think that you, personally, suck as a presence on this board. You have lost the plot and it is a fucking beating to open a thread and see you shit all over it. Please, please, please take this to heart - you are awful and I wish you would take your shit and leave. It seems like people on this board have some weird affection for you so maybe at some point you contributed something of value, but that time has clearly passed. You suck. Just know that Ewers is going to be rich and love by people around him forever, and you are going to be stuck being some sweaty weirdo that no one likes in real life. Seriously. Fuck you.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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SweatyCucumbers gets it. Daddy98 definitely gets it. Duke_Silver definitely does not get it.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I've been avoiding this thread because it's turned into such a shitshow, but it's becoming weirdly enjoyable. Like a poo flinging fight at the monkey house. I appreciate that y'all keeping riling up the antisocial drunks. Genuinely comical at this point.- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
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For comparison: Texas in the Division I LEARFIELD Directors' Cup Final Standings Year Finish 2023-24 1st 2022-23 2nd 2021-22 1st 2020-21 1st 2019-20 n/a (no standings due to COVID-19) 2018-19 4th 2017-18 5th 2016-17 7th 2015-16 9th 2014-15 9th 2013-14 6th 2012-13 13th 2011-12 6th 2010-11 12th 2009-10 15th 2008-09 6th 2007-08 5th 2006-07 8th 2005-06 3rd 2004-05 2nd 2003-04 10th 2002-03 2nd 2001-02 2nd 2000-01 19th 1999-2000 9th 1998-99 11th 1997-98 Tie 15th 1996-97 7th 1995-96 4th 1994-95 10th 1993-94 7th Get fucked Aggies.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It is amazing that some of you think bullshit word salad like this really means we shouldn't start the best possible player at the most important position when we have a legit opportunity to win a title. > word salad- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You're assuming that healthy Arch > injured Quinn. You may be right, but we really aren't in a position to know. I hope that Sark wouldn't allow his loyalty to Ewers or pride in his ability to develop QBs to lead to a decision that negatively affects the team. And we really haven't seen anything in Sark's conduct that suggest we should assume that's the case. He is maybe a little too loyal, but he's not loyal to a fault. He pulled Ewers and brought Arch in against UGA in Austin - turns out UGA was just going to kick our ass regardless of who was under center. You also can't discount the limited ceiling of our run game and the impact it had on the rest of our offense. Passing game can't afford to be simple / predictable if teams know you're not going to run. A more experienced QB can open up the playbook. To be fair, I'm making a lot of assumptions myself. But I'm willing to give Sark the benefit of the doubt here - even injured, Ewer's experience probably gives him the edge over Arch.- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
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In Sydney's defense, I was being tongue-in-cheek when I brought up Akina. But it looks like all the wish-casting from oldheads has finally paid off. That being said, I don't think this is a bad hire. We've got a young up-and-comer as the new CB coach and having a dude like Akina to mentor him for a couple of years is hardly a bad thing. Akina probably can't recruit anymore, but he can certainly still coach. It's not exactly a homerun hire but it still seems reasonable. Personally, I'm whelmed. Happy for all the old dudes on here though.- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
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Other than the obvious choices, like Akina, who is a likely replacement? Mike Mickens already did the "staying home" tweet.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Indianapolis is decent. The shrimp cocktail at St. Elmo’s is legendary.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
They’re literally twins- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I mean - I'm still pretty impressed that a guy who bears an unsettling resemblance to Sid the Sloth and is unlikely to make the NFL was able to pull one of these girls:- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I will happily take a RB who consistently gets 4 or 5 yards per attempt.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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