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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I love Babers but this cannot be a serious suggestion. Dude has never held a coaching position at any level.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
https://247sports.com/player/nicolas-robertson-46140540/ Nice. That's a big tater with a solid offer list.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Am I remembering correctly that the deadline to enroll passed this week, so no more transfers until spring? I’ve been in trial (yes, another fucking lawyer) and have tried to stay up to date on this thread, but have probably missed something in my skimming. Don’t get wrong, I like fantasizing about murdering Jerry Jones as much as anyone, and it’s fun to watch CTJ and BO&W flirt like early seasons Ross and Rachel. But are we expecting any actual transfer news any time soon?- 2025 NFL Draft
I love that it's the bull rush that is fucking Jones up, because he's worrying too much about getting worked around the edge. Sorrell has got the "game within the game" part of playing DE down cold.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Less “heavy in the loafers” and more “fat in the ass”- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Is Brandon Harris actually any good? I always thought he was just a biddable yes-man who was good enough at his job to keep his job but no better. Was I wrong? And if I’m not, why did we give him a huge raise? Because Sark likes the guy?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
lol at all the Micah Hudson posting. The white knights and the "greatest generation" posters are both ridiculous in their own uniquely stupid ways. Fuck Tech, fuck the Aggies, and fuck Micah Hudson too. And Looch is such a thin-skinned pussy. Any criticism is a "crusade" against him that is "ruining the board" for everyone. Never surprising but always entertaining.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
This thread prompted me to go back and look at our class on 247. I didn't realize that 22 of the 25 HS recruits are early enrollees. I knew it was a big number, but 22 out of 25 is insane. Awesome head start for all of those guys.- RIP David Lynch
Today fucking sucks. Glad he got to finish Twin Peaks but I don't think we'll ever see a director or artist like him again. I don't give a shit about celebrity deaths but I'll admit this one hit home.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Locking this thread until April would probably be for the best, but someone would just start another one.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Fuck Georgia fans too- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I get why you might think that, but go rewatch the OSU or Baylor games from ‘22 and tell me you don’t think Ewers has improved. He has some serious limitations and fit issues in a pro-style offense, but he definitely has gotten better.- Thank you Quinn
I get why you don’t like Ewers. he’s the kinda guy to dive head first into a linebacker because he knows we need the yards. He’s not perfect, but he’s damned good and leaving it all on the field. You aren’t the kind of person to think through what that requires or how to adjust your expectations. You’ve always struck me as being more of a Casey Thompson type of guy. Preening. Whining. Like you think you’ve done enough just by showing up, and if things don’t go right it must be someone else’s fault. It’s not really your fault. You just weren’t raised right and maybe you don’t have any real friends. But if your brain is really reflected in the takes you post on this board, you should know that your point of view is not healthy, normal, or in step with how the world and people actually work. Go fuck yourself.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Goddamn, is literally every thread on the $9.95 board going to be about obviously attractive women and the gay men that won't bang them? NTTAWWT. But come on. We have Aggies to make fun of. Like how fucking stupid are they to not clock that Austin doesn't have an NFL team? That's the obvious meaning behind the statement "wherever Ewers plays next year, won't be in Austin, Texas." Right, because he'll be in the NFL. But the chucklefucks that run TexAgs know their audience is so stupid and blinded by hate that they'll immediately assume that means Ewers is transferring. So they throw the chum in the water and see how these idiots lap it up.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Yeah, that's what I said. Now I'm trapped.- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
You know, I’m probably getting my dates mixed up. I know that the black players on PSU’s squad were concerned about going to Texas, which they viewed as being less welcoming of black people at the time. But literal segregation was probably not the issue at that point. still, I’m sympathetic to their concerns.- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
They refused to play in a segregated state (players can’t stay at same hotel, etc.), so I can respect it.- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
It's a pretty part of the state. Also nowhere near where the game is played.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think the list of differences between Herman and Sark is much, much longer than this. For example, the fact that Sark doesn't use his QB like a fullback, which allows us to recruit QBs who would rather focus on other things. Like passing the ball. I also have yet to see Sark flip off a camera or challenge an opposing coach to a fight. He also seems to know his kicker's name (although its debatable whether that's an improvement). In fact, I think it would be easier to list the very, very few ways in which they are similar. Like the fact that they both tend to play more conservatively with a lead and...well that's pretty much it.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
We certainly need some big bodies but I hope he's (relatively) cheap. The guy's historic production coupled with UNC's "development" of its defensive players suggests he may not be a serious contributor. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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