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Park Gothic

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  1. Surprised no one has posted this hilarious nightmare yet. AI generated by MSU's twitter: When you ask a computer to draw Aggie, this is what you get.
  2. Right, because the SEC is sticking with the 7-1 model, we only have 11 regular season games scheduled at the moment. I feel stupid that this is just now occurring to me. But who could we even schedule this late? Every P5 has already got their 2024 built out and I would imagine most of the G5 does as well. It's especially difficult because the gap in our schedule probably comes late in the season (unless we want to add a week 0 game). I'm sure an FCS team would jump at the chance, but I don't love the idea of playing an FCS.
  3. Conner had so many drive-killing false starts. Doesn't seem ideal for someone who wants to play center.
  4. Is this the case? I always thought that the S&C was the one the guys are around the most and with whom they need to have the best rapport. Sort of an unofficial liaison between the coaching staff and the players, so the coaches (who may be less approachable) can get a feel for what's happening in the locker room. I could be wrong, I'm basing this on what I've read and not personal experience. My S&C coach in college just phoned it in and we had a great relationship with our position coach, so we didn't really have any kind of dynamic other than "lift this" and "run there".
  5. I’m thinking of the very specific things I’m going to say to the Aggies at work who run their mouths and I don’t really give a shit if it changes their minds at all.
  6. I'm sorry but that video was garbage. I don't normally mind Pate, but I couldn't make it through 2 minutes of that revisionist history.
  7. Off-topic Ukraineposting is still better than whatever bullshit BHMCruiser was spouting.
  8. I 100% want the first game to be in BCS and you should too. Here's why. They are demanding that the game be played in their house and have convinced themselves that is the only fair outcome. That the SEC owes them for voting to let us in. If the game is played in Austin then it's just more evidence that everything is rigged against them and in favor of Texas. And, whether they realize it or not, they want that to be true. They need that confirmation. Because their whole narrative about the BOMC and Texas being a conference favorite is their explanation for why they keep losing. To them it's not that they suck as a program and can't get their shit together, despite throwing an absolute fortune at their problems, it's that everyone is against them and conspiring to keep them down. If the game is in Austin and they lose - well it can only be because the SEC favored the sips. Everyone favors the sips. But if they get everything they want, and they still suck? That can only be their fault. The game is actually fair, even by their warped standards, and they're just losers.
  9. Didn't Loggains just finish a coaching stint at Arkansas?
  10. My thoughts too. I like that Sark goes after the high end guys but is also bringing in development guys who know they are on a longer track and are fine with that. Guys who plan to be in Austin for 5 years and hope to supplement with experience and scheme fit what they lack in talent. Maybe they're bread, but they're bread with upside if they're an OKG. I would normally call that loser talk, but Sark is also bringing in blue chips so it feels more like part of a strategy and less like falling back to our third choice. That's in addition to the fact that it seems like there is always top end WR talent in the portal.
  11. Goddamn there is a lot of whining about the movie tangent in this thread. It's June. Maybe we should be talking about who makes the best chicken fried steak instead? Or maybe a good ol' fashioned thread about cheese-based puns? At least with this thread I'm learning that CTJ's sense of humor is bafflingly inconsistent.
  12. I like that we're getting the final visit before he commits. Wish we had a night game against Rice for it though.
  13. “Give me a guy with his jaw stuck out, his shirt sleeves rolled up and who swaggers when he walks. I know it’s Harry High School, but if I have to make a choice I’ll take the cocky, over-confident, conceited kid over the one who has so much humility he can’t look you in the eye.”
  14. It's amazing how many Big 12 championships A&M would have won if they had stayed in the conference. Truly, they are the all-time champs of games they didn't play and conferences they aren't in.
  15. Maybe you should date a stripper with an exotic pet.
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