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Park Gothic

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  1. And fucking 43 absolute rubes believed that statement. Yeesh.
  2. But Auburn played UGA close and Arkansas played LSU close. QED Auburn is almost as good as UGA and Arkansas is almost as good as LSU. Therefore A&M is actually better than UGA and LSU. WHOOP!
  3. I assume this is what Fawcett was referring to:
  4. Fucking thank you for posting some actual content.
  5. He looks strung the fuck out. Exhausted, wired, jittery. But doesn't he always look that way?
  6. I genuinely recommend watching their game against Fresno State this Saturday. It will be a night game in Laramie, airing on Fox nationally. If you're a bit of a sicko it is great television.
  7. Yeah, but it doesn't just come down to numbers. It's primarily awarded by sportswriters who want a good narrative to go with the award. They want big games and highlight reels. How likely is Ewers to create that kind of hype? Our biggest games are coming in the first half of the season. The media won't care if we win the Big 12 because that's what we were supposed to do.
  8. Top secret footage of Catalon watching film with PK:
  9. Plus we've already shown that being RB2 at Texas is not a bad thing. There are plenty of carries for the second guy and there will still be opportunity in the NFL.
  10. Also, at the time of the Civil War Hawaii was still a monarchy that literally had slaves ("kauā").
  11. I hope you're right, because that means their coaches are dumb as shit. The triple option is already part of KU's offense and they practice it like they practice any other play in their book. The triple option is emphatically not part of OU's offense. Any time they've spent installing a gimmick offense for a single game is time they've wasted not repping the rest of their playbook. The triple option isn't something you can just learn, it requires a QB who can make a fast read and everyone has to be assignment sound. Plus it wouldn't even be effective, with the way Texas' d line can move laterally. KU may be the best "option" offense in the country and it didn't do them much good against us.
  12. It's funny how improved our center looks when the guards on either side of him are playing better. Almost as if our center wasn't the problem to begin with.
  13. It would certainly be best for us, and college football as a whole, if Bama just beat the fucking brakes off of them this weekend.
  14. Ha, at first I thought you were misspelling "coup" on purpose but then I remembered the 7 OT cups. Fucking Aggies.
  15. It don't make a shit. If the Aggies want to pay those kids thousands of dollars to go watch them get stomped by Bama, those kids should be encouraged to part those fools from their money. Texas' sales pitch is way, way too strong to be overcome by a bag and a UOV. The can pound their chests about it, but at the end of the day those kids are either (1) going to see through A&M's bullshit and make the right decision, or (2) can't see through A&M's bullshit and aren't a good fit here anyway. That's no reason to get complacent or act like A&M isn't a threat, but let's not start pissing our pants about Kobe Black.
  16. It's actually a novel field of fracking, where we fire nutria into the bedrock at approximately twice the speed of sound, or Mach 2. Works way better than traditional fracking fluid. My LSU coworkers largely specialize in managing JIT delivery of nutria to well sites.
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