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Park Gothic

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  1. I don't think you're lying, newfriend. I think you genuinely believe the ignorant shit you're saying. I'm telling you that it is not accurate.
  2. This is helpful, thanks. It lets me know I can disregard all the other bullshit you spew. Alabama is good. UGA is good. LSU and Tennessee look like the Big 12 teams of yesteryear. Good, but I can assure you we know how to play those. The rest of the SEC? Your brain is rotted from hearing the conference get its collective dick sucked for 20 years. The idea that the success of a handful of programs at the top trickles down is ridiculous. I lived in Nashville and Louisville for years and watched those teams shuffle through because Vandy tickets are cheap and Lexington is a short drive. I traveled to half the other stadiums in the conference. There is nothing special about the rest of the SEC compared to the Big 12, and I would much rather play Ole Miss or Auburn than Baylor, OSU, or KSU. When presented with evidence that 75% of the SEC is no better (if not worse) than the middle of the Big 12, you and Honda (who is totally a Texas fan) have had no response other than to say "doesn't count, didn't want to be there" and other unfalsifiable shit like "these SEC boys just look different." Other than a handful of teams at the top and being in bed with CFB's biggest propaganda machine, the SEC is not special.
  3. Ah, I see. This is just a really long-winded way of saying "we didn't want to be there"
  4. I can already tell you're going to be one of those dumb motherfuckers unironically chanting "SECSECSEC" at DKR or whichever stadium you actually call home. Please go jerkoff somewhere else, you are shitting up an otherwise interesting thread.
  5. Surprised no one has posted this hilarious nightmare yet. AI generated by MSU's twitter: When you ask a computer to draw Aggie, this is what you get.
  6. Right, because the SEC is sticking with the 7-1 model, we only have 11 regular season games scheduled at the moment. I feel stupid that this is just now occurring to me. But who could we even schedule this late? Every P5 has already got their 2024 built out and I would imagine most of the G5 does as well. It's especially difficult because the gap in our schedule probably comes late in the season (unless we want to add a week 0 game). I'm sure an FCS team would jump at the chance, but I don't love the idea of playing an FCS.
  7. Conner had so many drive-killing false starts. Doesn't seem ideal for someone who wants to play center.
  8. Is this the case? I always thought that the S&C was the one the guys are around the most and with whom they need to have the best rapport. Sort of an unofficial liaison between the coaching staff and the players, so the coaches (who may be less approachable) can get a feel for what's happening in the locker room. I could be wrong, I'm basing this on what I've read and not personal experience. My S&C coach in college just phoned it in and we had a great relationship with our position coach, so we didn't really have any kind of dynamic other than "lift this" and "run there".
  9. I’m thinking of the very specific things I’m going to say to the Aggies at work who run their mouths and I don’t really give a shit if it changes their minds at all.
  10. I'm sorry but that video was garbage. I don't normally mind Pate, but I couldn't make it through 2 minutes of that revisionist history.
  11. Off-topic Ukraineposting is still better than whatever bullshit BHMCruiser was spouting.
  12. I 100% want the first game to be in BCS and you should too. Here's why. They are demanding that the game be played in their house and have convinced themselves that is the only fair outcome. That the SEC owes them for voting to let us in. If the game is played in Austin then it's just more evidence that everything is rigged against them and in favor of Texas. And, whether they realize it or not, they want that to be true. They need that confirmation. Because their whole narrative about the BOMC and Texas being a conference favorite is their explanation for why they keep losing. To them it's not that they suck as a program and can't get their shit together, despite throwing an absolute fortune at their problems, it's that everyone is against them and conspiring to keep them down. If the game is in Austin and they lose - well it can only be because the SEC favored the sips. Everyone favors the sips. But if they get everything they want, and they still suck? That can only be their fault. The game is actually fair, even by their warped standards, and they're just losers.
  13. Didn't Loggains just finish a coaching stint at Arkansas?
  14. My thoughts too. I like that Sark goes after the high end guys but is also bringing in development guys who know they are on a longer track and are fine with that. Guys who plan to be in Austin for 5 years and hope to supplement with experience and scheme fit what they lack in talent. Maybe they're bread, but they're bread with upside if they're an OKG. I would normally call that loser talk, but Sark is also bringing in blue chips so it feels more like part of a strategy and less like falling back to our third choice. That's in addition to the fact that it seems like there is always top end WR talent in the portal.
  15. Goddamn there is a lot of whining about the movie tangent in this thread. It's June. Maybe we should be talking about who makes the best chicken fried steak instead? Or maybe a good ol' fashioned thread about cheese-based puns? At least with this thread I'm learning that CTJ's sense of humor is bafflingly inconsistent.
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