The best Jeff Ross line is still: I wouldn’t fuck Bea Arthur with Bea Arthur’s dick.
Funny story about that. I can’t remember when that roast took place but it was early/mid-2000s. At that time, Kornheiser had a local DC radio show. It was part of the ESPN network, so he had a bunch of ESPN talking heads on the show. This was about the time when shows started streaming, his was one of the first to stream. Since the advertisers were only paying for radio time, they would leave the mics open on the stream during the commercial breaks and every once and a while there would be some good not-for-broadcast conversations that would go on. Anyhow, the week after the roast where Ross used the Bea Arthur line, Rich Eisen was on the show. He and Kornheiser were going over what they were going to talk about during the break before he went on. So after they are done with that, Kornheiser asks what he’s been up to and Eisen tells him he was at this roast and tells the Ross story. Everyone in the studio is losing it and Kornheiser asks his producer “Dennis, are we still streaming?” Dennis replies with, “Umm. Yeah.” Eisen was not amused that his story went out over the internets.