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Js1

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  1. Those first round games (except Ohio State/JMU) look fun Ohio State/JMU would have been Penn State-SMU level, but the others would be interesting to me. I wonder what the hypothetical lines would be. Ohio State would be this year's version of PSU - played SMU (killed them) and then P4 champ Boise
  2. I can also take a giant shit in my bathroom and use my bidet to clean my ass and then hop in the shower. For free.
  3. Can't say I blame you We immensely enjoyed the Jimbo/aggy drama and Riley leaving OU for USC It's why CFB is still special - watching your rival fall apart spectacularly and making memes about it. And still referencing it 5 years later.
  4. He drank with his assistants after games???? That's basically college football happy hour for a coaching staff The horror.
  5. A player who shows up every time we play one of our rivals, willing to stick it out despite the staff looking to recruit someone better Still reasons to love college ball. Some players just want to be a Longhorn.
  6. Other factors: Office setup - is it a cube, a bullshit open office thing (hard pass), or do I have my own office? Extraneous costs - gas, maintenance, tolls, parking, lunches, coffees, office clothing, etc.
  7. Wellllllllll I dunno, I feel very safe that just because it's cold or ices, my power is staying on. Losing power (from planned outages) because of 90 mph wind gusts to prevent fires, since we have had very little moisture, is way different. A day or so without power >>>>>> the emotional, financial and physical stress and trauma of losing your home in a fire (poor Marshall)
  8. Oh man, this is really tough I honestly loathe going into the office. I'm unproductive, I hate small talk, I hate driving, I lose a lot of flexibility during the work day But 2x my salary would be life changing.
  9. Saturday's opponent, South Dakota State University, plays Duke tonight. SDSU is NET 42 as of today. This will be their third P4 team - they played UNC (big loss), KSU (double digit win) and now Duke. And Texas on Saturday. Their only non-P4 loss is Columbia, who is decent (NET 66) The NET has settled down a little - Texas is #2, LSU dropped to #6, UConn still sits at #1.
  10. I'm down for 10k pushups in 2026
  11. 65 on Christmas Day IN DENVER Winter heat dome?
  12. And then you get the blue screen error once every 3 or so updates and the only thing IT can say is "oh take it off the dock. then reboot" (Adds another 10 minutes)
  13. The Derkaball forum on DerkaHorns.
  14. Maybe for the best, because it got Judd into the game quicker. She was all hustle rebounding. And hit her only 3 Im so glad she gets a few games before SEC play to find her feet. Preston hopefully this weekend and then Crump after Christmas Texas entering SEC play like
  15. Texas wins 96-38 but Judd is back. And we hit 6 threes
  16. Gotta get conditioning back. Considering it was her kneecap
  17. 45-19 But most important is Judd being back!
  18. No boot for Preston or Crump
  19. Hallelujah!
  20. Not yet 25-9 after 1
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