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Js1

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  1. Elko's main issue is he has no rolodex or connections to get coordinators or position coaches. He'd take those meh coordinators he just promoted with him to his next stop, probably.
  2. Get a really friendly dog, go to the dog park at the same time every day, you'll meet people (women)
  3. My current favorite “well actually” retort for those losers
  4. Ok? He’s in year 3. 23-11 in year 1
  5. I wonder if some teams are iffy about coming to Austin after we had like back to back years of games cancelled due to funky February/March weather in Austin.
  6. And Mike Elko eats everything for breakfast
  7. Incels will spend money on anything to meet women, except personal grooming, a gym membership and nicer clothes. Because those things make you approachable.
  8. Tulane beat Northwestern (P4) by 20 and Duke (a P4 conf champ) by a TD So no, don't lump Tulane in there just because they also lost by 35 to Ole Miss in the regular season. They went 2-1 versus P4 teams. Now JMU, yes. 0-1 versus P4 teams.
  9. Isn't he just jumping on a job now before a new head coach comes in and brings his own OC? Then the carousel has stopped and Lindsey is unemployed. This is not an "oof," this is smart of him.
  10. Oh good lord, get the popcorn https://www.on3.com/news/north-carolina-finalizing-deal-to-hire-bobby-petrino-as-offensive-coordinator/ [Nakos] North Carolina finalizing deal to hire Bobby Petrino as offensive coordinator
  11. I'm generally a very chill, relaxed individual when driving/walking since I moved out of the Mad Max hellscape that is Houston But the minute I stepped off the plane into IAH, I was swerving, bumping, grumbling, etc. at all the fucking unaware cattle doing this exact thing.
  12. Exactly how I feel about it Do I like it? No Do I care? No Did they deserve it? Hell yeah, they went through the prohibitive season-long favorite (on the road), against the likely NPOY and then against a team that kicked their ass during the regular season. Good for them Now go finish our work in the portal and get ready for 2026. Where Texas should be a favorite to win it all.
  13. Tradition and culture
  14. It's a really bad home non-conf schedule for fans, except I guess the OKST midweek and Baylor. Our best non-conf games (Nebraska, UW, Arizona, Stanford) are all away from home. Though Nebraska and UW are just a short trip down 35. Granted, our fans get to see aggy, OU, arky, which is good And our trip to Lexington is good, solely so we have some experience in the ballpark for the SEC tournament being hosted by UK this year
  15. Now DK is saying the fan called him the n word. Uh huh
  16. 🎶 Do you hear the people sing Singing the songs of angry fans This is the music of the people Who won’t watch that shit again 🎶
  17. Mmmm egg rolls
  18. Hang on, it’s not the 4th quarter yet
  19. Texans can’t lose this one with the Jags blowing out the Broncos
  20. Maybe but no one is claiming the game has passed Gasso by bc Texas won a title. And she’s 6 years older than Elliot - he’s 57 JE will coach here until he doesn’t want to anymore or starts to be uncompetitive. 3 titles will give you a lot of grace. No doubt the new court at the new arena will be named for him
  21. how did Teslaa hang onto that?
  22. aggy winning a title is not going to materially affect us being a dominant volleyball program. Our softball title last year didn’t suddenly make OU irrelevant. Texas has to take care of Texas’ business
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