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Js1

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Js1

  1. Our fans have been nothing but bitch made whiny pussies the second we lost to Ohio State. Miserable failure of a season, why haven't we gotten anyone from the portal yet??? (It's not open), why isn't Flood fired yet??? (we might need a couple people coaching the bowl game this week), blah blah blah Texas has gone 12-2 (Big 12 champ and CFP semifinals), 13-3 (SEC runner up and CFP semifinals) and 9-3 (so far) in 3 seasons. After the shit sandwiches we were fed for a dozen years, our fan base expected us to immediately jump into Georgia/Ohio State/Bama under Saban territory. 2025 wasn't what we were fed by our $9.95ers, but 9-3 with wins over OU and aggy ended up pretty satisfying, and we can still hit double digit wins. And we have shit blasted OU 3 of the last 4 years and embarrassed aggy 2 years in a row. You'd think we finished the year playing in the Pinstripe Bowl, fighting with other top 5 preseason teams to finish 7-6.
  2. Just one bowl today (thanks to MNF), but then 3 tomorrow, all leading up to Wednesday's Citrus Bowl and the first CFP QF game.
  3. Feels like they'll just do this one more year, because there's not a lot of time left to decide on expansion and format in the next 3ish weeks. Obviously a lot of focus on the current CFP rounds left and not on 2026-27 If the committee picked the top 8, Dallas or KC would def be in, and the NFC South champ would the JMU/Tulane G5 team pushing out somebody like Green Bay
  4. Spoiler A blue alien calling a human pink skin? Where have I seen that?
  5. Is Freeman to NYG coming from anyone but the NFL side? Similar to Sark to TEN - it was seemingly all from the NFL side, and nothing from the CFB side. And that rumor dissipated after a while.
  6. I guess I am happy enough with 3rd place, but man, I am absolutely crushing both of the teams in the champ matchup in my 2 week total (315, projected at 354 after Puka and Kyren play), while the winning score is going to be around 303 The one thing that I got screwed on was CMC and Kittle being on a bye in week 1 of my semifinal matchup. That sunk me, easily.
  7. This is what I needed. Finally got Surly back to how I liked it.
  8. Hopefully VY 31-19 (last game played was 2011) Colt 11-25 (last game played was 2022) Sam 0-3 (last game played was 2022) Quinn 1-1 Texas starting QBs in the NFL since our national championship are a whopping 43-48. The biggest chunks of those 43 wins are VY's 06, 07 and 09 seasons
  9. SEC is one of the last teams to start conference play, this week. B1G, ACC and Big 12 are already at least 1, and for some of the ACC and B1G, 2 games into their conference slate already. Monday 2pm - 19 USC @ 23 Nebraska Thursday 1pm - 23 Nebraska @ 11 Iowa 5pm - 6 Michigan @ 22 Washington 6:30PM - 2 Texas @ Missouri 7pm - 12 Kentucky @ 5 LSU 7pm - 8 OU @ aggy Saturday 7pm - 19 USC @ 4 UCLA Sunday 11am - 20 ND @ Duke 2pm - 15 Baylor @ 10 Iowa State 2pm - 14 Ole Miss @ 2 Texas 4pm - 5 LSU @ 13 Vanderbilt
  10. That shit was so good and I am so bummed it ends on a cliffhanger and no plans to pick it back up for a season 4. Thanks a lot COVID. And Coleman and the Albert actor dated and broke up, so unless they go full The Crown and recast both, I don't see it ever coming back
  11. 14 teams make the NFL playoffs and maybe 3 or 4 have a legit shot to win the Super Bowl every season. I guess maybe we should just let a committee pick the top 8 NFL teams to participate since, you know, it's such a waste for the other teams to even try.
  12. Anti Buffalo/Philly game. Shootout!
  13. Locked in if we win next weekend, can move up if the Jags lose. Not sure I want to face Lamar/Henry. We’d probably send Rodgers into hospice if we got the Steelers
  14. 120-38 lol Bring on SEC play
  15. 7-6 to 30-6 after 1 23-0 Texas run to end the quarter
  16. AR bitched out on that slide
  17. Huge pita to get to the UT sports subforum. Too many clicks
  18. Carlton is in the starting lineup
  19. Your fandom? Yes. Bitch boy Maybe knitting would be a better hobby for you
  20. 2-4? Bama and Ole Miss OU, aggy, Mizzou, LSU
  21. Houston is cheeks
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