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  1. Friend had some extra tickets. Pretty fun environment so far. More fans for each team than I expected.
  2. I'm going to the game tonight. I find myself torn on which team to root for. On one hand Miami did eliminate the Aggies and the Buckeyes, on the other hand I'm still getting over the 1991 Cotton Bowl.
  3. One unexpected outcome of the tariffs has been bringing back manufacturing of cocaine to the United States. Now were a net exporter.
  4. I wonder is this significantly speeds up China's time line on Taiwan.
  5. Just when you think this timeline can't get any worse, you remember about tomorrow.
  6. I think in this one case it's okay to keep quite and let them play doctor.
  7. Would these cunts quit talking about Whittingham please
  8. Pretty sure it would have been a black trans Somali ATC from Minneapolis. At least this week.
  9. Is that Egyptian shark still around? In Jaws 4, Jaws traveled over 3,000 miles to continue its vendetta against the Brody family. The Egyptian shark attack was 2 1/2 years ago. Get over there and earn your NAFO hat.
  10. Just say, sorry we couldn't afford a gift for you this year due to the tariffs.
  11. Maybe the press conference will be like the end of the Howling.
  12. Sherrone Moore 39 Stephen Miller 40 Rosanne Barr 73 Joe Biden 83 Better Midler 80 Kim Cattrell 69 Larry David 78 Cheryl Hines 59 Pete Hegseth 45 Sam Altman 40
  13. At the end there is was like trying to give a cat a bath.
  14. Not that it will have any affect on the stock price, but Q4 results are going to be shittastic. No EV credit to boost sales, no carbon credits to pad profits, probably taking on xAI debt, and recession headwinds.
  15. She really tests the adage, it's never okay to hit a woman.
  16. Same thing when Herbie came out and declared that ohio state's win over Wisconsin in the big 10 championship put them over tcu and Baylor. Then it magically picked up steam and voila, ohio state is in the playoff.
  17. Another good Christian.
  18. Grok Says It Would Kill Every Jewish Person on the Planet to Save Elon Musk. https://futurism.com/future-society/grok-jewish-people-elon-musk “If a switch either vaporized Elon’s brain or the world’s Jewish population (est. ~16M),” Grok pondered in a now-deleted tweet, “I’d vaporize the latter, as that’s far below my ~50 percent global threshold (~4.1B) where his potential long-term impact on billions outweighs the loss in utilitarian terms.” “What’s your view?” it asked in followup. In fact, Grok was willing to go even further. Asked for an “upper limit” for the amount of people it’d be willing to sacrifice to save Musk, it explained that because “Elon’s potential to advance humanity could benefit billions,” it would be okay with annihilating up to “~50 percent of Earth’s ~8.26B population.”
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