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Colonel Sanders

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  1. One of my coworkers in Charlottesville had a little less than half a tank so he went searching for station that wasn't empty. After waiting in line for over an hour the station ran out of gas, so he came back with nothing. After telling me the story, I asked, "so all brakes, no gas?" He didn't seem overly amused.
  2. The price of kegs being more expensive than purchasing the same amount in bottles. Give me some discount for purchasing 15.5 gallons of your product you cunts.
  3. Is there a link to the Horns game?
  4. You can put the channels in any order you want. You just have to log into your account on a computer. That it goes back up to the top instead of the channel you're on while surfing is frustrating though.
  5. Looks like he was trying to jerk it.
  6. Received the J&J on Friday. Felt like shit on Saturday but feel fine today.
  7. They should have changed the venue to something smaller. I hate the football stadium final fours.
  8. Whew. Let's sweep tomorrow.
  9. Isn't that generally our gameplan?
  10. Justin Thomas is this generation's Shooter McGavin.
  11. When I saw Bama cheerleader for some reason I expected her to be attractive. Joke's on me.
  12. Wives amirite?
  13. My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two.
  14. I feel really bad for the wife as she didn't appear to be very attractive.
  15. What a shitshow.
  16. It's like watching the bad news bears. JTFC
  17. Jones got fouled twice there.
  18. That dude is dead.
  19. How the fuck did they call off that putback?
  20. nice little run there
  21. fuck these refs and fuck these announcers
  22. How did we still have 4 time outs left?
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