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    This is not a playoff team.
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    Michigan is gonna dominate us in the trenches I’m afraid. This looks like Mack’s 2007-2009 o-line
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    Our O-line looks awful. Whiffing blocks every play.
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    Might want to check my UT attendance dates there chief, firmly Millennial here. Regardless, you're right I am boring and I'd prefer to watch the game at home now from the comforts of my living room vs. getting my eardrums blown out by endless ads and DJs blaring shitty music. Loudest game I've attended was vs. #1 Texas vs. #11 Mizzou in 2008 the week after beating #1 OU. That was a fun night.
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    Gameday at DKR can be such a beating sometimes. It's really only worth going these days if you know we're going to crush some lesser opponent (which hasn't happened much in the last 15 years), or if it's a big game (LSU, Bama, Georgia, etc.) I attended every game 2007-11 as a student and while it was already very much candied up and riddled w/ taco bell gongs blaring, the gameday experience was still more about the actual game than DJ Douchebags and Gameday On-Field Hosts as it is now. This generation's attention span can be measured in milliseconds, but at least the students actually come to the games now I guess. Now get off my lawn. Also, fuck whomever took away the Cronkite commercials. Criminal.
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    excellent- this thread is going 10+ pages now
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    is MrPhlegm still around somewhere?
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    Who the fuck is Jonathan Sanford? Edit: old Spurs' and current Rockets' PA announcer. NBA announcer doing college football? Mkay.
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    If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.
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    Who’s the douchebag sleazeball Austin attorney representing Connor Stalions in the Netflix documentary? His esteemed clients include Johnny 8-ball… We are going to skullfuck Michigan by 2-3 TDs btw.
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    Alcoholics don’t casually have a drink or two. If Sark is partaking again aka attempting to “drink like a gentleman”, he is about to turbofuck his life. I choose to believe he’s not doing this, but…”cunning, baffling, powerful….”
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    Took me 8 years to get back to a game in person after this particular bullshit (last year vs. Kansas). I knew Texas Football was turbofucked for a long time walking out of DKR that night.
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    Just easing us into the next megadonor or soulless corporation logo that’ll be plastered on the 25 next year. ufcu probably
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    What the fuck is this shit?
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    Those random names above the new Godzillatron look fucking stupid and extremely high school/tacky. Stop changing shit CDC, Darrell K Royal - Texas Memorial Stadium was just fine as it was before. Steve Patterson-esque move. Money whoring as per usual.
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    Texas 44 Colorado State 6 WR yards- 317
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    I exclusively work gulf coast conventional assets in south TX so I guess I’m the idiot geologist out of the loop… What’s the deal with these characters Sarah Stogner/Hawk Dunlap vs. the RRC out in the Permian? Lawsuits vs. Chevron and small operators out there (Pitts Energy, Williams Oil). I grew up in Midland in the 90s but have never worked anything Permian subsurface. Wood, btw (Sarah, not Hawk NTTAWWT)
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    Car backfiring?
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    It’s 2024- if we’re gonna be all sensitive about shit let’s try and be consistent. Do better. 5800 next week to stay on topic.
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    Chip?
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