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Covri

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  1. Gronk will soon offer humorous take in the news…anyone who saw the roast of Tom Brady knows that dude can’t read let alone follow the news.
  2. I always read Grok as Gronk and I chuckle thinking that its his dumbass doing this shit, not AI.
  3. Rainey Street Rohypnoler doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way, but could work. You cool with that, Nicole?
  4. Yeah there’s a lot of crap comments and this one still stands out to me. How is the headline misleading or woke lol?
  5. They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time
  6. Exactly. 50k could get me 500k in business I could otherwise not get and it’s a win-win and likely peanuts compared to the shit that actually happens. Only risk is I’m small enough to be held accountable if caught.
  7. 600k over 7 years for 2 groups to buy a congressman separately? That means you can buy a congressman for just a shade under than 43k a year. Think I might get me one of those…
  8. I'd rank them 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec Then a big step below is Modern Family, How I met your mother then on the list of shows I'll never watch Big Bang Theory
  9. Looks like 27% of men need to get some khaki chinos, a cheap black tshirt, black pumas, and $17 silver chain from Amazon. 18” Cuban link, untucked.
  10. Googled this meme and the saying is attributed to Jim Treacher (not real name of course) a blogger for The Daily Caller, Tucker Carlson’s website. Good to know what parts of the internet you hang out on to come across this “meme.”
  11. Shorted my creamy pepper sauce at Whataburger? Get over it. Falsely arrested and a night in jail. Lawyer up and sue.
  12. Just get over being falsely detained/arrested/spending a night in jail because the cops realized they couldn’t continue their bullshit anymore. Just an inexplicably stupid take.
  13. I am picturing the airline outside the terminal spraying water at the windows claiming rain every time there is a delay.
  14. Trained to charge into a crowd of innocent bystanders on sixth street mardi gras weekend 2001 setting off a riot they used to justify canceling of Fat Tuesday parade/celebrations. And basically ending actual sanctioned Mardi Gras activities on sixth going forward.
  15. Guys it’s pretty straight forward, drink you about 24 spotted cows and a dozen brandy old fashioneds and then get on your snow mobile and tell me what you see. Boom that’s how they label the roads.
  16. I see this too, but it’s not young drivers, usually middle aged to olds doing the up down speed and catching up when they get passed only to slow again while I’m using my ACC to maintain same speed the whole time. Exactly people pedal driving are missing out on the benefits of ACC I can keep an eye on it and lane change when available to maintain speed in loose traffic, or it can slow me down in heavier traffic so someone like Hank can weave in and out causing the slow down he claims he’s avoiding.
  17. I was just trying to say we’re not as rich and as assholeish as the southlakes of the world lol, never said we didn’t have our share of crazies…
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