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Covri

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  1. Oh so Renee Zelwegger?
  2. I don't know what’s borked here but it’s kind of funny. The drop down picture went through multiple posts and the gif response to the bottom post decide it wanted to do its own thing.
  3. Michelle Williams too by the looks of it
  4. DEA Agent Deets : You think your real cowboys, huh? Batman and Robin, huh! You know what this is? You know what this is, punk? This is two kilos, uncut, crystal meth! Pappas: Awwwww, Shit! Ben Harp : Special agent, Utah! I like you to meet Agent Deets. He *was* working deep cover until. DEA Agent Deets : (Interrupts) You think I like this hair, man! You think I like these clothes? My wife wants me to stay at Ramanda! I've been working on these fuckers for THREE MONTHS! THREE MONTHS! Now I finally got them to play wheel of fortune with me so I could find out who their suppliers is. Then you fuckin' cowboys show up! Pappas : Nice tattoo, Deets! DEA Agent Deets: Oh, you like that Pappas, huh? Fuck you! Pappas : Jesus! DEA Agent Deets : All I wanna know, smart guy! All I wanna know is how these guys could be robbin' Tarzana City National on August 2nd when they were in Fort fuckin' Lauderdale August 2nd? Why don't you figure that out, huh? Ben Harp: That's not an easy thing to do, is it Utah? DEA Agent Deets : (Slams bags of meth into Utah's chest] Fuckin' jerks!
  5. Can you give us some insight on what he has and hasn't done to earn a B- from you?
  6. The better question is what Kroger? Because I go to Kroger still while they finally build HEBs in DFW and I can tell you they are not the same. Kroger is a lot closer to Walmart grocery than it is to HEB. We don't even get store made fresh tortillas anymore, they got rid of that before Covid. Produce being trash at any of them is more a symptom of how we handle our produce nationwide for grocery stores not just HEB or Kroger or Whole Foods or whoever, it's all mainly trash these days in season or not.
  7. I said pretty much the same thing on some other story months ago about Fox News being in trouble and it's viewers never knowing because they wouldn't report it. It's fucking crazy to think about how there is a large group of people who only get their news from a fake news channel promoting political propaganda and how easy they get away with it. And they never question or second guess the constant fear mongering sensationalism "news."
  8. Settle down, nothing to see here, shits just another hard seltzer without caffeine
  9. This was the version from when I was a kid in the 80s
  10. "My mom tried to convince me I wasn't a stupid piece of shit, but turns out I was the whole time" is not the flex you think it is guy
  11. Monkey Ace
  12. Nah he'll be the designated survivor and Russia will bomb the SotU and he'll become President.
  13. I stumbled across this and unfortunately made eye contact with it so now I'm leaving it here for y'all to bask in lol
  14. Yeah this situation is pretty bad, but have you ever looked into a thing called the holocaust?
  15. They've had these for at least 20 years
  16. You should put full size SUVs on here and see how much they've gone up in price comparatively. It's why I chose a F-150 over a Expedition/Yukon.
  17. Covri

    NFL Playoffs

  18. I was openly rooting for the teacher. Fuck that don't hit a kid shit. I don't care how terrible you are as a teacher. You should not have to deal with that. And on top of everything else, this lil sumbitch dropping N bombs like he black. Definitely too bad the teacher couldn't fight. Lil fucker deserved a proper ass kicking. ^^^all of this and for using "bro on my moms" 100 times in a minute
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