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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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  1. Lol, crediting the crowd with the delay. Please, delays are our specialty.
  2. And somewhere in Texas, some staffer is giving the rental car contract Force Majeure clause a bit of scrutiny over breakfast.
  3. Lil silly of him to even ask.
  4. Why would anyone believe that Trump or his campaign would pay at this point? It’s so widely reported that they run out on the bill every time. How do you convince yourself that nah, I’m really not at the intersection of greed and stupidity.
  5. Or this: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today 5-y&geo=US&q=Tom Herman pee tape
  6. Seen in my East Dallas neighborhood today.
  7. Ironically, Trump has lowered the bar so far that their playbook is about as effective as Herman’s binder.
  8. Go ahead and edge it up too. You’re good.
  9. That would result in a President Harris. Since assassination morons and racist morons are a likely a Venn diagram perfect circle, you gotta figure he’s fairly safe.
  10. To be fair, there’s never really a wrong time for Xanax in 2020.
  11. “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.” Can’t remember who I’m quoting here, but it’s the absolute truth. Some folks would do well to consider how it applies to them.
  12. Like he checks with anyone before retweeting shit.
  13. Head of our National cyber security task force; can you imagine...
  14. Holy hell, it’s a pet food store she’s going on about entering.
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