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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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  1. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    *slowly raises hand.
  2. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    This is still the denial stage.
  3. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Probably still wouldn’t work. Saw this today from someone I used to work with.
  4. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    It’s bird shit.
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  6. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    That’s actually a lot more difficult than you might think.
  7. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Short Hills mall is in New Jersey, apparently.
  8. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Grades 6 to 12 are old enough to be vaccinated. This shouldn’t have happened to this degree.
  9. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Lulz, fuck that guy.
  10. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Lucky for Trump there wasn’t a slightly sloped ramp around.
  11. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Can we have all this and then he goes to jail?
  12. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    NCAB?
  13. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Tiniest fucking fist.
  14. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    <insert parade joke here>
  15. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Probably the most cardio she’s gotten in years.
  16. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    What’s to keep Trump from retracting his endorsement on a whim?
  17. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    I seriously doubt that any of them will be inconvenienced by the loss of $600 per month.
  18. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Maybe, but can we talk for a moment about after church, Sunday lunch tippers?
  19. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    She’s just getting that squat and cough part out of the way early.
  20. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    15 years ago, I owned a home built in 1926. People would alway comment that old homes “have so much personality.” My standard reply was always “Yep, so true. Mine is surly”.
  21. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    That really doesn’t narrow it down for me. ETA: I may watch too much porn.
  22. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    T&P for your girlfriend’s penis reduction surgery?
  23. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Maybe he had a private email server for public business?
  24. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    That second Moderna shot is no joke. Got it yesterday afternoon from CVS and had chills and aches all night. Arm was much more sore than the first shot. Ranging between 50 - 80% energy today with Tylenol. Glad I scheduled it for a Saturday.
  25. Chewy's Hairy Horn
    Counterpoint: hang it in the bunker and forget about it.

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