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Tree Fidy

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  1. TBF, Fuckhead Herman would have sunk that ship by now.
  2. You’re not going to coy favors here talking shit to Nicole.
  3. See, this is what happens when you aren’t mensa. Can’t put him out there too early b/c freshmen make mistakes. Oversized, slow-footed running backs like Keontay don’t have that problem simpleton.
  4. Was wondering the same thing. Who is going to explain to him the difference in ketchup and bbq sauce? I’m drunk and angry, so probably best you go.
  5. Go tug your angry inch elsewhere, you micro penis lover. We have BDE up in here! Urban Meyer is the soon-to-be-named coach of The University of Texas!!!!!!
  6. Uhhhh....2 and 5? Those the numbers we are talking about, right?
  7. I would, he should. Fuck Tom Herman!
  8. We went with the all-you-can-eat fried shrimp Christmas.
  9. Well, my oldest is finishing his MPA at UT and is home for the holidays. I put together a few king cubes for him (and me).
  10. Just went HAM on some chargrilled gulf oysters and tortilla-encrusted flounder at Vaqueros. Of course, washed it down with a couple of margs on the rocks with salt.
  11. What is the best way to watch the games? Is there a subscription service?
  12. The fact that you are still here and engaged is flabbergasting. No way you actually have ovaries. But if you do....
  13. I thought we crowd-sourced this insurance agent. WTF?
  14. Okay red ass aggy, you a 7th grade girls basketball coach in CyFair or an insurance agent in Katy?
  15. I suppose his Brocks to Texas rant would go there?
  16. Yeah, no! CUM it is!!!! #NightCrew
  17. Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!
  18. In that case...Fuck you Ketch! You are a disgustingly fat and stupid piece of shit! Ok, I feel better.
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