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  1. Booger on ESPN just said Texas has the best defense in the country and the key to victory is whether or not we can tackle Skattebo. He didn't say if we should go high or around the ankles. Nobody knows.
  2. They're about as accurate as Quinn Ewers' deep ball.
  3. I think Bevo, and Longhorn cattle in general, are large all over.
  4. A black female official for our game? Advantage Sark. 😀
  5. If I had a few drinks in me, I'd probably tackle that by the ankles.
  6. The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.
  7. Ah yes, ASU coeds. Also known as "Southern California's leftovers." Too hot and slutty to study, therefore they couldn't get into UCLA or USC. God bless 'em.
  8. Unfortunately for ASU, that's the only half in which we score. 😀
  9. Glad he acknowledged the O-line, because that's largely true. If they weren't doing their part, we wouldn't be able to afford to have a TE out in passing routes.
  10. We have the best team I have ever seen that cannot dominate an inferior opponent.
  11. He got that by a yard! What in the hell are they looking at?
  12. I bet they won't be when Manning is the starter. "I'm gonna beat my defender off the ball and deep only to have Ewers under/overthrow me by 4 yards? Nah."
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