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Hondo

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  1. Booger on ESPN just said Texas has the best defense in the country and the key to victory is whether or not we can tackle Skattebo. He didn't say if we should go high or around the ankles. Nobody knows.
  2. They're about as accurate as Quinn Ewers' deep ball.
  3. If that doesn't sum up Surly, then nothing does.
  4. I think Bevo, and Longhorn cattle in general, are large all over.
  5. A black female official for our game? Advantage Sark. 😀
  6. If I had a few drinks in me, I'd probably tackle that by the ankles.
  7. But do they do grammer good?
  8. The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.
  9. How do you even tackle a guy like that? Go low around the ankles or something?
  10. I hope it comes on January 20th.
  11. Ah yes, ASU coeds. Also known as "Southern California's leftovers." Too hot and slutty to study, therefore they couldn't get into UCLA or USC. God bless 'em.
  12. Unfortunately for ASU, that's the only half in which we score. 😀
  13. Glad he acknowledged the O-line, because that's largely true. If they weren't doing their part, we wouldn't be able to afford to have a TE out in passing routes.
  14. We have the best team I have ever seen that cannot dominate an inferior opponent.
  15. He got that by a yard! What in the hell are they looking at?
  16. I bet they won't be when Manning is the starter. "I'm gonna beat my defender off the ball and deep only to have Ewers under/overthrow me by 4 yards? Nah."
  17. Ewers is a slow processor and needs all the time he can get. So what does Sark do with him? Run all these back-to-the-defense, spinny plays where Ewers gets his eyes around slowly. LOL.
  18. Fake QB run with a jump pass coming
  19. Klubnik steps into his throws and puts some pace on them. Weird.
  20. Here's an idea. Let's run :37 off the clock and then punt.
  21. Sark looks pissed that he had to kick a FG. Maybe stop with all the cutsie shit. If Arch is in, run the zone read 3 times in a row and make them stop it 3 times.
  22. "We have 3rd quarter points at home."
  23. Did you see the Gameday feature they had on Ewers, Klubnik, and Taafe, and the Westlake vs. Southlake state title game? It tells the story of exactly what we all know about Ewers. He's not a stone cold killer. They interview Taafe (who intercepted Ewers twice in that game) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose. They interview Klubnik (who carved up Southlake and won 3 consecutive state titles) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose. They interview Ewers and he's like "Golly gee, I didn't think Taafe could jump that high, but he got the INT. Gee willickers, I was mad." Meek and passive. Almost slow. He may be a little cocky because he's been treated like the Golden Arm his whole life, but he doesn't have "it."
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