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Hondo

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  1. Glad he acknowledged the O-line, because that's largely true. If they weren't doing their part, we wouldn't be able to afford to have a TE out in passing routes.
  2. We have the best team I have ever seen that cannot dominate an inferior opponent.
  3. He got that by a yard! What in the hell are they looking at?
  4. I bet they won't be when Manning is the starter. "I'm gonna beat my defender off the ball and deep only to have Ewers under/overthrow me by 4 yards? Nah."
  5. Ewers is a slow processor and needs all the time he can get. So what does Sark do with him? Run all these back-to-the-defense, spinny plays where Ewers gets his eyes around slowly. LOL.
  6. Fake QB run with a jump pass coming
  7. Klubnik steps into his throws and puts some pace on them. Weird.
  8. Here's an idea. Let's run :37 off the clock and then punt.
  9. Sark looks pissed that he had to kick a FG. Maybe stop with all the cutsie shit. If Arch is in, run the zone read 3 times in a row and make them stop it 3 times.
  10. "We have 3rd quarter points at home."
  11. Did you see the Gameday feature they had on Ewers, Klubnik, and Taafe, and the Westlake vs. Southlake state title game? It tells the story of exactly what we all know about Ewers. He's not a stone cold killer. They interview Taafe (who intercepted Ewers twice in that game) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose. They interview Klubnik (who carved up Southlake and won 3 consecutive state titles) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose. They interview Ewers and he's like "Golly gee, I didn't think Taafe could jump that high, but he got the INT. Gee willickers, I was mad." Meek and passive. Almost slow. He may be a little cocky because he's been treated like the Golden Arm his whole life, but he doesn't have "it."
  12. The scenes where he's talking to his 8-10 year old grandson are the best. "If God didn't want us to jerk off, he'd had given us shorter arms." "You ever had a girl die on ya?" "If one of your little friends wants to suck your dick, let 'em. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let 'em fuck ya in the ass. That's how you get sick." Kid's always like, "Ok. Thanks, Grandpa."
  13. Taylor McGregor looks like my next ex-wife.
  14. Sark's love of the chocolate reminds me of Mickey Donovan.
  15. Sark has this thing where if it's 2nd and short, he acts like he has a "free down." Instead of getting a 1st on the ground and extending the drive, he gets cute and leaves us in 3rd/short - or worse, a sack and 3rd/long.
  16. Clemson will get points off of a TO and make it a game. We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th. ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over. We do this every...fucking...game.
  17. There it is. Fuckin' Sark. Run the ball, finish out the quarter/half with a TD and then come out on fire in the second half. This smells of the limp into the locker room, then come out flat and let them hang around kind of a game.
  18. Gotta get points off the TO. Kick the fucking FG and make it a 3 score game.
  19. Klubnik with the "Ewers Special"
  20. "The running game is wide open. Time to call that play where Ewers turns his back to the defense, then spins and throws the nearly pick-6 blind floating screen to the RB." -Sark
  21. Taafe must be pressing or something. He hasn't taken a good angle on a single play all game. I know he's amped up to play against Klubnik, but he's costing us big time.
  22. No holding call? I'll be damned.
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