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Hondo

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  1. The scenes where he's talking to his 8-10 year old grandson are the best. "If God didn't want us to jerk off, he'd had given us shorter arms." "You ever had a girl die on ya?" "If one of your little friends wants to suck your dick, let 'em. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let 'em fuck ya in the ass. That's how you get sick." Kid's always like, "Ok. Thanks, Grandpa."
  2. Taylor McGregor looks like my next ex-wife.
  3. Sark's love of the chocolate reminds me of Mickey Donovan.
  4. Sark has this thing where if it's 2nd and short, he acts like he has a "free down." Instead of getting a 1st on the ground and extending the drive, he gets cute and leaves us in 3rd/short - or worse, a sack and 3rd/long.
  5. Clemson will get points off of a TO and make it a game. We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th. ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over. We do this every...fucking...game.
  6. There it is. Fuckin' Sark. Run the ball, finish out the quarter/half with a TD and then come out on fire in the second half. This smells of the limp into the locker room, then come out flat and let them hang around kind of a game.
  7. Gotta get points off the TO. Kick the fucking FG and make it a 3 score game.
  8. Klubnik with the "Ewers Special"
  9. "The running game is wide open. Time to call that play where Ewers turns his back to the defense, then spins and throws the nearly pick-6 blind floating screen to the RB." -Sark
  10. Taafe must be pressing or something. He hasn't taken a good angle on a single play all game. I know he's amped up to play against Klubnik, but he's costing us big time.
  11. No holding call? I'll be damned.
  12. Why do you say that? His arm seemed to have worked just fine on that first drive where they ran through us like shit through a goose.
  13. Don't like a shootout against Klubnik. Defense needs to unfuck itself and keep them under 17 points.
  14. Damn, they are carving up our defense. Klubnik is on fire. Ewers and the offense had better put up some points.
  15. Bringing Arch into the game in certain situations worked against a good Aggy defense. Why do we refuse to keep doing things that work?
  16. Hey Ewers... Ya think they might blitz to sack us back out of FG range? Maybe get rid of the fucking ball.
  17. Surprised no flag for holding to bring that back...
  18. Dominating and stepping on our dicks at the same time... ...and it's 6-3. FFS.
  19. That was a clean hit. Let's save the bitching for actual targeting.
  20. Refs are working this game like they always used to do for Alabama when they were getting handled. Keep the game close enough for them to have a chance.
  21. Next time Kirby Smart runs onto the field, he needs to get fucking flattened. They didn't do shit when he got physical with a player a few weeks ago and they don't do shit when he's constantly on the field. Gonna have to handle it ourselves.
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