Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Hondo
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
ASU QB Sam Leavitt said, “I’m gonna prove why I’m the better quarterback” than Quinn Ewers. Here’s Ewers’ response to Leavitt’s comments. "Fine. Whatever. Booty."
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Aggy planes can't fly with the windows down like ours can.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Booger on ESPN just said Texas has the best defense in the country and the key to victory is whether or not we can tackle Skattebo. He didn't say if we should go high or around the ankles. Nobody knows.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
They're about as accurate as Quinn Ewers' deep ball.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
If that doesn't sum up Surly, then nothing does.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I think Bevo, and Longhorn cattle in general, are large all over.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
If I had a few drinks in me, I'd probably tackle that by the ankles.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
But do they do grammer good?
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
How do you even tackle a guy like that? Go low around the ankles or something?
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I hope it comes on January 20th.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Ah yes, ASU coeds. Also known as "Southern California's leftovers." Too hot and slutty to study, therefore they couldn't get into UCLA or USC. God bless 'em.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Unfortunately for ASU, that's the only half in which we score. 😀
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- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT