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Carl Spackler

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  1. Staley out as HC for the Chargers, along with the GM (Telesco). https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39119933/chargers-fire-head-coach-brandon-staley-gm-tom-telesco
  2. That's the fact, Jack!
  3. Seconded. The Victorinox paring knife is a goddam scalpel.
  4. Fuck Mahomes. Whiny ass pussy. Ref absolutely made the correct call.
  5. So which one of you wants to take credit for being the "cousin" in CheersforBeers' post? I have no cousins who are aggies, so it can't be me . . .
  6. Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question. And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual. But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win. I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning.
  7. LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win. That's some next-level jealousy.
  8. Wait a minute -- the uncle's name was "Bob"? Wasn't this guy by chance? [Yes, I know "John Denver" was a stage name.] In all seriousness, John Denver had a terrific voice. He showcases it pretty well on this song.
  9. The last 3 minutes were a total shit show.
  10. Exhibit A of aggy delusion. "Used to dominate the big 12 for the most part . . ." It appears that winning 1 conference championship in 16 seasons, compiling a conference winning percentage of approximately 54%, losing 10 of 16 games to Tech, and losing 11 of 16 games to Texas = domination in this sap's mind.
  11. In the portal according to this guy. EDIT: And IT.
  12. Oh, but you should. So many gems in there. I think my favorite might be this one: "This is a great deal. We're going to look at it again [?] as a great bargain."
  13. Fact: Nobody is more responsible for the team's recent success than the OP.
  14. Xmas has come early. I am absolutely mainlining this shit.
  15. Refs missed a pretty clear hands to the face by GB"s LT on that play.
  16. Oh, trust me, I had to think long and hard about whether I really want to root for cheating Meatchicken and that sack of shit Harbaugh. And a Texas-Bama rematch *would* be epic. But I just can't bring myself to root for Alabama under the circumstances -- they're so fucking lucky to be in. First, Auburn's d-coordinator completely loses his mind on 4th and 31, and then the Committee decides to screw over FSU rather than risk the wrath of the SecSecSec. Maybe I'll just root for a meteor instead . . .
  17. I assume the Parker's prevailed, but let us know.
  18. Would have rather seen FSU instead of Bama because, well, fuck Bama. But I understand the reasoning for making Bama the #4 team. I will root for Michigan to beat Bama. And then Texas to mudhole Michigan in the NCG.
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