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Carl Spackler

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  1. You never been to this place?
  2. 14-foot female Burmese python sitting on 100+ eggs. And they aren't gonna kill her. Gonna insert a GPS tracking device into her so that she'll lead hunters to more snek. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/watch-florida-snake-hunter-capture-160000715.html
  3. Yep. Add the likes of Sam Houston State, Lamar, Northwestern State, Nicholls State, and Western Carolina to that murderers' row. Yes, folks, these are all teams aggy has played in the last 10 seasons. Any decent, reasonable fan would be embarrassed if their school scheduled such a succession of cupcakes, but aggy is neither decent nor reasonable.
  4. I've never had the 120 -- only the 60 and 90. And while I thought they were fine, let's just say I was somewhat underwhelmed.
  5. I agree with the first sentence. I'll drink a cold pilsner when it's hot outside, but aside from that I don't drink many pilsners. Or other lagers, for that matter.
  6. And you know damn well that just 12 months ago, 100% of those inbred idiots were saying that Haynes King, who made a scarecrow look chiseled, was SEC ready.
  7. Team IPA here. And generally West Coast > East Coast.
  8. Time to use the back door [*thatswhatshesaidgif*]
  9. Record 19 foot long Burmese python in FL. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-duo-captures-states-longest-135400551.html
  10. Damn, forgot about that. Pisses me off even more that Texas let them off the hook last season.
  11. Fuck Tech in every orifice with a rusty razor. I hope we absolutely mudhole those shitbags in our walk-off season. Same goes for Baylol, Okie Lite, the cockroaches in Fort Worth, KSU . . . all of them. Fuck 'em all. They can all go die in a fire.
  12. Fact. From 1941 through 1965, Army's record was 158-62-13. Army won three NC's during that period. Over the same time frame, Navy went 130-90-17, played in 1 NCG (as you note), and finished in the AP top 5 seven times.
  13. Ah. That's probably it. If so, it's actually Elijah Craig Private Barrel, Barrel Proof (ECPBBP).
  14. To most, it's a "luggable loo." But it's cute that it's "loveable" to you. This is a man who loves his shitter!
  15. Ah, yes. The ol' 7-3 putout. Very common.
  16. I'll admit I'm stumped by this abbreviation. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof something something. . . ? Agree with your comments about drinking what you like, regardless of whether it's a unicorn.
  17. This is an autocorrect, right? If so, it is fabulous.
  18. Well, Axl probably wouldn't appreciate that. He's sensitive to criticism.
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