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shakahorn

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  1. He should put a huge Joseph R. Biden signature on the checks.
  2. Two people ought to easily be able to push an 86 Celica up to enough speed on flat land. As long as neither had a uterus.
  3. You remember that skit 'ruining it for everyone' from SNL - Sandler and maybe Farley or someone else from that era. 'One time I asked to use the bathroom at this store and I just started whizzing everywhere...' Well this guy just ruined it for all jumpseaters.
  4. Yeah I'm thinking they keep putting the pubs on blaming the dems is show how dumb that line is.
  5. Most popular republican in congress? Is that like 'tallest midget?'
  6. How about banning 'plus size.'
  7. That's how I pronounce it but [semi serious] if you pronounce it differently, and do that with authority, a lot of folks will automatically think you're smart and start pronouncing it that way; and, [100% serious] MSFT don't GAF how you pronounce it and they actually encourage different pronunciations. There's a video out there of Satya saying this of which I'm too lazy to look up and link.
  8. 96% oF tHe No VoTeS cAMe fRoM dEMoCRaTs !!!
  9. Gotdamn I'd hate to see what qualifies as 'pervy' in your world.
  10. It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover. Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald. Oh...wait...
  11. I'd be kinda surprised if it wasn't at least alluded to.
  12. csb when I was a little kid, maybe 7 years old, just learning how to play baseball, next door there was a kid my age and his older brother, I guess 16-17, who played on the local hs baseball team. He had big boy gear, metal spikes!, 2 gloves, and his own bat, which in those days was unusual. Watching the twerp McHenry swing the gavel reminded me of 7 year old me trying to swing that bat, took all my strength just to lift it, much less swing it. About the only thing I could do was swing it like a sledgehammer...or I guess like a gavel.
  13. and it will be...Kevin McCarthy!
  14. A bit disappointed there's no more drama, other than seeing the final score. Kinda like a Globetrotters game...they've already thrown the bucket of water.
  15. Yesterday Jordan didn't make it through the F's. Today he didn't make it halfway through the C's.
  16. Threaten to vote for Jordan in exchange for a quid pro quo.
  17. I have to say, I'm impressed that the dems have stuck together as a bloc through all of these votes, whether for McCarthy or Jordan. Not a single one has even hinted at stepping out of line for any reason. It's Rayburn-esque.
  18. Yeah I was surprised that Bacon's district, NE-whatever, was carried by Biden.
  19. I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN. But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.
  20. All these cowards didn't vote 'no' first time around now voting no. Well, except Cardenas who was probably out smoking dope with a trans BLM activist the first time around.
  21. The auto correct is killing you! Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.
  22. I don't want to know why your auto-correct switches Jordan to Korean. But I would suggest using a different browser in privacy mode for your other activities. Who TF is Zeldin?
  23. Property taxes increasing annually, tied to property value, regardless of whether a transaction or other event occurs, are effectively taxes on unrealized gains.
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