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shakahorn

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  1. Being a rabid baseball fan but not from Texas, I thought the law enforcement agency took their name from the baseball team. In fairness to me, I had never heard of the law enforcement Rangers until after the Senators moved to Arlington.
  2. Surprised this hasn't been posted yet as I think this was quite common, but I thought you could dig a hole all the way through the earth and come out in China. A couple of buddies and I actually had a 'secret project' in the woods where we would sneak off to and dig the hole without telling anyone. The plan was to get the hole big enough so we could put dynamite in it which would help us get to China faster. I don't remember where or how we were gonna get dynamite. The hole got to be about 2 feet deep and 2 feet square before we moved on to the next secret project.
  3. I dunno man, if that was my name, that's exactly what I'd do. I would try to perpetuate the myth that the legend is my dad.
  4. shakahorn

    NFL Week 5

    Who would’ve thought Joe Namath posted as YChang?
  5. shakahorn

    NFL Week 5

    Lost in all of that is that was 37 on a row. For Carlson.
  6. shakahorn

    NFL Week 5

    Will be the second game winning FG today for Kicker U.
  7. Seriously I think I’m gonna contact Lindell and tell him I have irrefutable evidence of the election being stolen and I’ll give it to him for the low price of $100k upfront and $100k upon delivery.
  8. What’s the mortgage on a used trailer?
  9. That was actually a well designed play to end the half. Gets the ball safely into our best players hands with a lot of space, anything could’ve happened.
  10. Herschel himself is not nervous, he's supremely confident. It's his handlers that are nervous and want him to get the heck out of there.
  11. shakahorn

    NFL Week 5

    And we’re gonna get 10 extra minutes!
  12. The prohibitive favorite for governor of HI has said he will approve recreational mj. His name is Green.
  13. Yeah because a bunch of them paid for abortions for Ashleigh or Kaylee or whatever their slut daughters names are.
  14. might be time to change the thread title back to what it was before.
  15. Excel's inabilty to keep anything in its 'copy' buffer beyond a single command. Copy, insert a row, oops, need to copy again. Copy, format a different cell, oops need to copy again. 20 years ago I could understand this, today, just maddening.
  16. Aggy is not that clever.
  17. I always put that on Pete Carroll. I think Bush wasn't in on that 4th down because that play they ran, designed to gain only a couple yards, normally didn't have Bush on the field and they had to have run that play, out of that formation, many times that season, probably successful the vast majority of the time. It would have taken someone who wasn't down in the weeds of x's and o's to make a last minute adjustment. Maybe that's the OC but I think that falls on the HC.
  18. Gotta go with I Will Follow. First song on the first side of the first album and still holds up 40+ years later.
  19. Ohtani nono through 7. Walked the first batter and has been perfect since. I know...it's the A's but still.
  20. This took just about nine seconds: All the dreams, all the hopes for the national championship come down to this play. Fourth down and 5. Texas at the USC 8. Three wide receivers. Young from the shotgun. Back to throw. Vince looks. Under pressure. He’ll tuck it and run. Vince to the five. Young touchdown Texas. Touchdown Vince Young. He’s done it again. Vince Young has given the Longhorns the lead with 19 seconds to play in the game.
  21. "Green, green" or "abort, abort" takes way less than 9 seconds.
  22. Well gotdamn!
  23. Now Card goes into turtle mode the rest of the way. Gonna hold onto the ball too long, be tentative on all his throws, not run when it's there (although to be fair he is gimpy)
  24. No, wait for live action to check on him.
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