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  1. shakahorn
    There's a NowThis joke in there somewhere, just can't quite nail it.
  2. shakahorn
    Well truth be told, if you ever got to the point where you needed to change a spark plug in that rig, it was time to get rid of the whole car.
  3. shakahorn
    I actually like this when I'm feeling surly. Gives me the opportunity to just shoulder check the bitchez out of the way. And whenever I do that, which is less than once/year, none of them ever complain. Almost like they know they are screwups and getting what they deserve.
  4. shakahorn
    Do you even need a silencer for a .22?
  5. shakahorn
    Just can't let them off the hook.
  6. shakahorn
    I was following this and assuming at some point you were gonna say 'and then we bought a x thousand dollar specialty breed.' So good on you for getting a shelter dog.
  7. shakahorn
    I say the same thing but a bit more brief: ‘if you don’t stand up now, you’re next.’
  8. shakahorn
    Are squatters a problem with airbnb? I’m thinking of using our rental unit as an airbnb and one of the reasons why is that it can be difficult to kick out deadbeats who just stop paying the rent and don’t leave.
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    It’s over.
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    I’d be surprised if he does. All-star break coming up and while Kershaw is in the game and still being considered for starter, I think he lets him go for it and if he only pitches 1 or even less in the ASG they will all be good with that.
  11. shakahorn
    Kershaw perfect through 6 only 59 pitches. 8 pitch 5th and 9 pitch 6th I think. Regardless less than 10 pitches per inning is impressive.
  12. shakahorn
    When I heard he was gonna be in Star Wars, I thought his Jedi character was gonna be like Jules Winfield, which would have been awesome. Instead we got Sam Jackson plays Hayden Christensen.
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    Guess she ain't never been to Jack in the Box for breakfast. csb some other dudes wife, this Greek lady who we did business with, took me and my business partner out for lunch. Trying to show off her Greek heritage, she would explain all the dishes that came out which was pretty standard Greek fare served in America. Spanikopita, moussaka, souvlaki, whatever. When she said 'and this is pita bread' like she was talking to a little kid, I finally lost it and said 'yeah lady, we have Jack in the Box where I come from.' Lunch ended pretty awkwardly after that.
  14. shakahorn
    Don’t forget the Fast and Cool club.
  15. shakahorn
    In retrospect, the funniest thing about that scene is that, in addition to the games you mentioned, they also had War, which is now a real casino game.
  16. shakahorn
    Baker Mayfield.
  17. shakahorn
    The only time I've needed separate checks is when traveling for business with colleagues and we are on expense accounts from different employers. If it's up to me though, we're sitting at the bar. Let them know upon ordering that it will be separate checks and why, never any issues.
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    Oh, uh, thanks.
  19. shakahorn
    Everything is gonna be expensive AF. I mean, normally, Maui ain't cheap, but you're gonna see 'this must be a mistake' prices on everything.
  20. shakahorn
    What kind of commie keyboard do you have? Most 'murican keyboards have an 'n' between the 'b' and the 'm.'
  21. shakahorn
    Here we go. He’ll have to earn it. Trout and Ohtani going 1-2.
  22. shakahorn
    Perhaps related to the dodgers having one of the highest payrolls?
  23. shakahorn
    Are you suggesting that if J'Covan could get by in Russia without getting busted for weed, then anyone should be able to?
  24. shakahorn
    Today's was my starting word. Guess I gotta find a new starting word.
  25. shakahorn
    Big boy with the HR.

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