Everything posted by shakahorn
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Who's the judge who signed the warrant?
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
If you give him credit for the covid relief bills, you have to give him responsibility for the inflation that it helped to cause.
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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
Well, there's only one guy who ever can get close to him with a mic. And that guy doesn't want to go back to sucking dicks in a bus station.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Thank you for saving me the trouble of googling all that stuff to confirm what I already thought.
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Nancy Pelosi is a badass MF and I want her to be Speaker
Not to nitpick, but you are missing a short, but imo, important period. After WWII, Taiwan went back to the Republic of China. Only after civil war, which ended in the victory of the People's Republic of China, did Chiang Kai-Shek move in and take over. I primarily point this out because I just read a CNN op-ed that stated that Taiwan has never been part of the PRC, so the PRC has no rationale in taking them back. Which is disingenuous at best, gaslighting at worst. Taiwan was part of China, which was taken over during a civil war by a new government. It wasn't like it was some free-standing, independent territory.
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Al Qaeda leader al-Zawahiri killed in drone attack
I honestly thought he was already long gone.
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
All you have to do is look at his tax returns for the past 20+ years to see this is not true.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
and there's no way she knew Jesus was a Jew.
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United States Ambassador Herschel Walker
I would pay to see the kid move to northern FL, or really, as you say, any rural part of that state, and introduce himself to his new neighbors.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
When you don't pick up the call because it's from a number you don't recognize, but the caller leaves you a message/text, it's someone you want to talk to, you call them right back and they pick up.
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Holy crap: $100 million Brinks heist at CA truck stop
"...with the exact route kept a secret, he added. They took I-5, the most popular route from NorCal to SoCal. What'd they have a team of monkeys figuring out the route?
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Cadillac can lick my hairy ball sack
There's a NowThis joke in there somewhere, just can't quite nail it.
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Cadillac can lick my hairy ball sack
Well truth be told, if you ever got to the point where you needed to change a spark plug in that rig, it was time to get rid of the whole car.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I actually like this when I'm feeling surly. Gives me the opportunity to just shoulder check the bitchez out of the way. And whenever I do that, which is less than once/year, none of them ever complain. Almost like they know they are screwups and getting what they deserve.
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What's wrong with you, Fresno Bulldogs?
Do you even need a silencer for a .22?
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Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
Just can't let them off the hook.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I was following this and assuming at some point you were gonna say 'and then we bought a x thousand dollar specialty breed.' So good on you for getting a shelter dog.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I say the same thing but a bit more brief: ‘if you don’t stand up now, you’re next.’
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So, I'm gonna try airbnb at my house
Are squatters a problem with airbnb? I’m thinking of using our rental unit as an airbnb and one of the reasons why is that it can be difficult to kick out deadbeats who just stop paying the rent and don’t leave.
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2022 No-Hitter/Perfect Game Watch
It’s over.
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2022 No-Hitter/Perfect Game Watch
I’d be surprised if he does. All-star break coming up and while Kershaw is in the game and still being considered for starter, I think he lets him go for it and if he only pitches 1 or even less in the ASG they will all be good with that.
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2022 No-Hitter/Perfect Game Watch
Kershaw perfect through 6 only 59 pitches. 8 pitch 5th and 9 pitch 6th I think. Regardless less than 10 pitches per inning is impressive.
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Favorite Samuel L Jackson Movies
When I heard he was gonna be in Star Wars, I thought his Jedi character was gonna be like Jules Winfield, which would have been awesome. Instead we got Sam Jackson plays Hayden Christensen.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Guess she ain't never been to Jack in the Box for breakfast. csb some other dudes wife, this Greek lady who we did business with, took me and my business partner out for lunch. Trying to show off her Greek heritage, she would explain all the dishes that came out which was pretty standard Greek fare served in America. Spanikopita, moussaka, souvlaki, whatever. When she said 'and this is pita bread' like she was talking to a little kid, I finally lost it and said 'yeah lady, we have Jack in the Box where I come from.' Lunch ended pretty awkwardly after that.
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has 6th Street degenerated this badly?
Don’t forget the Fast and Cool club.