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shakahorn

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  1. Sandoval nono through 8 for Angels at Twins
  2. Pretty sure this happened and those were the talking points. "Waaah waaah we don't want tu in the same conference!"
  3. The amazing part to all of this, is that she opened with "no thanks." Every other wife would have given you all that blah blah blah and closed with "no thanks." Or, not even said "no thanks" and just give you all the blah blah blah.
  4. Aggy has, and will continue to aggy this up. Their first response should have been something like "we have heard the rumors and will monitor the situation and ultimately do what is best for Texas A&M University." Instead, it was "waaah waaaah we don't want tu." When it comes to the vote, they should follow along and make it 14-0, and say something like "we are acting in the collective best interests of the SEC and TAMU." Instead, it will be "we vote 'no' even though our vote doesn't make a difference because those sips don't deserve our support."
  5. Not bad at all. Pretty sure that's not David Foster on keys. Although David Foster is a total chode who should never be let near a rock stage.
  6. People who merge cells in Excel. 99.999% of the time, it's to make it look pretty. But if I want to sort it some other way, or cut/paste into something else, I gotta unmerge it which then causes all kinds of other issues. It's a gd spreadsheet folks, rows and columns. Save your pretty stuff for PowerPoint.
  7. Th ball finished up right behind the hole. Hate when that happens.
  8. University of Toronto actually goes by "U of T." Carry on.
  9. Be careful with United, they call all of their product Polaris, but many flights still have old seating configurations. Check the seat map before you book.
  10. Online research articles that don't have a date on them. Especially tech-oriented columns. How hard is it to put a date on these and tell me if the information is still relevant or 10 years old?
  11. Yeah it's like these morons had no idea what goes on behind the scenes. "Oh it's so easy, no moderation at all!" Anyone who's been paying attention around these places knows the trials and travails of immamac, blacklab, heck, even Katy.
  12. Since Shawshank is mentioned prominently in this thread, for me it’s the beer scene on top of the roof. They look like the best beers ever drunk. Always makes me wanna slam down an ice cold one.
  13. Melania was born and raised in the Socialist Republic of Slovenia, part of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. I don't know why she gets a pass for being born and raised a Socialist. Luka on the other hand was born and raised in Slovenia, a parliamentary democracy.
  14. Bujcevski is 3rd team punter? He's not even the best punter on our team.
  15. Me three! It's such a little known stock that often, auto-newsfeeds post news on Novartis and Novavax under NOVN. Also noticed that it hit $25.9 back in Feb. Must've been asleep at the wheel then.
  16. Actually, that's just a confusing breakdown of the bill generated by the POS system. Just ran into this at a local restaurant, where they did an auto-grat of 20% on parties of 6 or larger. It looks like it's counted twice but it's really only counted once. Of course our bill was nowhere near this high, but with about the same number of items. I did the math in my head real quick, figured it out, then, for entertainment, turned it over to one of the women at our table and told her 'hey I think they counted the tip twice.' Woman 1 and woman 2 bust out their calculator, somehow come to the conclusion that the tip is counted twice, complain to the manager, hilarity ensues. I would've felt bad for the manager, but auto 20% for mediocre service offset any of that.
  17. Ratner asks Stacy what they do with all the jackets people leave behind. She says they have a lost and found. Then he asks for her number so he can ask her out sometime, and she asks for a pen. That scene gave a young me tons of confidence in just nutting up and asking chicks for their number in the same manner. I mean...many of them told me to pound sand...but many of them also just gave me their number. And I know I'm mixing up the scenes here, but upon success, I would always hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" in my head.
  18. Yeah I just meant that mentally ill everywhere are lashing out in a violent manner and from my perspective, no state or city (or federal for that matter) agencies seem to be doing anything to address that.
  19. And the cheapo makes an appearance
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