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So we just need to go back to my idea from like 10,000 posts ago - sell raffle tickets. The winner gets to inform Tom he's gone.

Find better strippers.

The Meat Mountain! $10 of meaty goodness. Save money for the E.R.

How can anyone take an article seriously when he can't even do something as simple as take a look on youtube to see which way Dicker missed on the kick? Dude said he missed wide right - "... when Cameron Dicker’s 57-yard game-tying field goal hooked wide right." Journalisiming is hard.

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Maybe not the best choice of words. That shit won't be done for a while once he's done.

He can be the 2020 version of Goatse. If you don't know what that is, look it up - but not at work.

Not bad, but I have a better longhorn for you. Saved it from when the whole Bevo search was happening. It's badass AND has orange balls.

I would have as well but I was contracting and the company used those damn WEX random credit card numbers. Every 4-6 weeks one wouldn't work. I hated those, and honestly that was one of the reasons I left and went permanent with the company I was contracted out to. Well, that and the fact that they moved me from hell in Florida back to Texas again.

Remember - wearing those masks doesn't just help you to get away after robbing a bank. It might just let you walk through a hotel lobby in a different city without being recognized. I'm sure someone else either reserved the room and gave him the key, or gave him a phone with the digital key programmed into it. I've gone 6-8 weeks of checking into Hiltons without hitting the front desk once.

I'd be ok with them fast-tracking the med center, or at least putting an MRI in the athletic facilities to go along with the Physicians. Good for the players and the coach in this instance.

I'm probably way off, but years ago I was driving to FL with my family around Christmas. Dad was a kidney transplant patient. We got stuck in GA because they closed I95 due to snow (snow?) and couldn't find anywhere to stay for the night. I was on leave from USAF and fortunately I found a sub base nearby. I was able to get permission to get into their billeting (like a hotel) for the night even though my family shouldn't have been allowed to be there. Note - the base was one that is pretty restricted due to their mission. Some officer ok'd it and we stayed the night. In the AM when we left I got gas off base and it was SUPER cheap compared to everywhere else I'd been the last week. I also filled up on the way back at the same place. Long story short - could the same be true for jet fuel? Maybe the ATL stop was simply for a fill-up. Think about it - how many of you stop in Temple at Buc-ees when going to DFW? It's not for the beaver nuggets - the gas is usually way cheaper.

Kinky.

Maybe if the son is lucky the new coach will let him walk on at Texas.

In before Urban would work too.

Does anyone here know CDC? If he needs more money for buyouts or whatever, ask him to have a raffle. First prize is the winner gets to tell Tom. Hell - UT might pass Harvard on the endowment chart with that raffle.

This. And - maybe they know something, and are trying to get the jump on UM recruiting before he is announced. Pay me?

The only thing I miss about Charlie Strong deals with Kirk (Kurt) Bowls. Think we can get UM to keep calling him Kurt?

It would have to be. If he was out there and was going to drive to the campus it might take him until tomorrow to just get through traffic. Unless BMDs have helicopters standing by?

Probably the wrong Garrett - think the Jason type.

Does anyone know how to scrub articles from the Internet - like the whole "cocks for glocks" thing? That might have been just a little woke.

Spoiler alert - 2020 is actually a good year when compared to 2021. Word is, the Mayans that made the end-of-the-world turned out to be dyslexic. Oops.

I wondered about 50 pages back if Herman would get it so he could isolate and try to avoid being canned for a few weeks. Would Texas worry about the optics of firing a head coach with covid? Wouldn't they have to make their move regardless, since early signing day is coming up quickly?

We're getting eereerryyone?