Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by dec3169
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Right, and there's no way Sark picked up any of that while there, huh.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
One thing I know is that I haven't seen Alabama play down to their opponent's talent. They beat the people they are supposed to beat, and usually beat the rest of them as well. Tom could be 50/50 against Lamar.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
December 33rd right now.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Hopefully the burnt variety, not the "out late with guns and weed" shade.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
We still have NSD2 as well for this year.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Dude has 2 of the 4 Heisman finalists *this year*. He is known for coaching up QBs (one of which is a finalist). He has NFL experience, experience at a couple of major schools, SEC and west coast ties, and a possibility of a natty this year. If he has a good answer for beating addiction, he should be a huge upgrade on recruiting.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Usually that's 100%. Although, the expression "Birds of a feather flock together" comes to mind. If his best friends are Alabama coaches we could do worse.
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Cutouts at the Alamo Bowl
You could get away with just 2 cutouts using emojis. Left one has fire (flames) on the jersey, right one has a turtle. They might also take Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons to bring the price down.
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Cheez-It Bowl or bust
What's with the mask cameltoe?
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Texas transfer portal talk
Pinkie rings. If they get in *and* win they will get that sweet diamond-shaped lollipop on top.
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Urban Meyer or bust
And maybe kickers.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Tim Allen. His series ends this year, and press conferences would be hilarious.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Nah - he jumped the shark years ago.
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Urban Meyer or bust
We can make an exception this time.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I have 2 on the way from Sam's Club. With remotes, of course.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Warm is relative. It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler. And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in. Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The corn. I only go there for the corn and to get replacement Rudy's plastic cups when one hits the heating element in my dishwasher. Their creamed corn is the best I've had.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The scary part of this is it's 2020, and a bunch of teams have had to cancel a bunch of games. They may not even have enough games to qualify for good bowls (if any), so a team like Texas could get a bowl much higher than they deserve. Personally I'm fine with that, win or lose. I do hope whatever choice they get is a good one for our players that stuck with this shit sandwich and didn't transfer/quit/opt out. I'd like to see them at least get a good road trip they can enjoy while their coach is getting canned and the new one is coming on.
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Urban Meyer or bust
So we just need to go back to my idea from like 10,000 posts ago - sell raffle tickets. The winner gets to inform Tom he's gone.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Find better strippers.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The Meat Mountain! $10 of meaty goodness. Save money for the E.R.
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Urban Meyer or bust
How can anyone take an article seriously when he can't even do something as simple as take a look on youtube to see which way Dicker missed on the kick? Dude said he missed wide right - "... when Cameron Dicker’s 57-yard game-tying field goal hooked wide right." Journalisiming is hard.
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Urban Meyer or bust
It puts the lotion in the basket...
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Urban Meyer or bust
Maybe not the best choice of words. That shit won't be done for a while once he's done.
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Urban Meyer or bust
He can be the 2020 version of Goatse. If you don't know what that is, look it up - but not at work.