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dec3169

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  1. Can they be programmed to follow their cars down I35 after the fame for a mile or 2 just to freak them out a little?
  2. That's it! I have the perfect Thanksgiving promotion for Kyle Field...
  3. Lost my voice for 2 days after that game.
  4. Damn you for putting an image of a titty bar IN NORMAN in my head. That's gonna take a lot of liquid eraser to remove... Now you can have the same.
  5. The "OU Sucks" (Pour Some Sugar on Me version) mp3 was my wakeup ringtone for several years. My dogs would hear it , jump on the bed, and start pawing at the covers to wake me up so they could go outside. They don't do that for any of the other ringtones in my alarm rotation - just that one. Every once in a while I'll be watching TV in my recliner while the dogs are asleep on the floor or couch, and will decide to play that song. The 2 dogs that were around when that was my alarm jump up and start dancing around to go outside. Anyone with dogs knows "the pee dance".
  6. If they put that purple cabbage crap in them I'd lean YES.
  7. Damn, that sounds strangely familiar.
  8. Maybe he can go to UTSA and Traylor can go to UNC. He can add on to his time-in-service in the UT system and go relax wherever that old LHN and Mack Brown commercial was talking about. I heard that commercial dozens of times but finally got it out of my head. Either way - Traylor to UNC and Brown to UTSA. For the lulz.
  9. https://www.healthline.com/health/abdominal-strain
  10. Depends on the surgery required.
  11. Especially since Michigan doesn't like to play hard non-conference games. They prefer G5 or FCS teams.
  12. This reminds me - That new Dr. Pepper commercial with the hype train... So far I've caught two trolls. One was trolling Michigan at the beginning when the woman notices a physical sign is missing and she whines "they're stealing our signs". The other was trolling A&M with the guy that got the national championship tattoo on his chest, and then realized his mistake when their QB got injured and the train stopped. Hopefully there are more I haven't caught yet.
  13. Just because Vince owns that field doesn't mean it isn't a game on the road.
  14. Reminds me of Aaron and Sanya Ross. Edit - welp I was late on this one. Great minds.
  15. Priceless... "And you got the game ball too, so now you have 3 balls". How fast will his teammates start calling him 3-balls Worthy?
  16. Get a small shop vac and an extension cord. Put the vacuum hose on the opposite side it normally goes on. Then walk around the house blowing all the dog hair to one room, flip sides on the hose, and get rid of it. Note - works best with wood or tile floors. YMMV. Don't let your wife see you do it though. It doesn't end well.
  17. Now imagine her saying that but using an electrolarynx.
  18. Probably have to wait until Warren Buffet dies first. Dude was born in 1930 though...
  19. Even Brett knows it wasn't Alice Cooper - it was Keith Richards.
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