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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. I remember once in NBA Jam, the fucking game made me miss a dunk by HAKEEM FUCKING OLAJUWON while he was on fire because I was whipping Dallas' ass so hard. That was the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever seen haha, Dallas is the worst team in the original NBA Jam and the Rockets are the top ranked.
  2. Is this the dude who looked like he must remain 500 yards away from children at all times who wore the upside down longhorn chain? edit: Nope, looks like I was pointing out the wrong child molester on the sooners, easy mistake to make
  3. This pic of Ewers after the TD run looks like he's channeling Sam Ehlinger:
  4. I love that we have a coach that will take clever digs at an opponent instead of complimenting them like Mack Brown, without looking like a jackass like tom herman.
  5. Arkansas has been in the SEC going on 34 years now. Aggy has been in for over a decade. Not once could you ever say either team was the best in the SEC, ever. Sark has waltzed in and immediately has Texas at top. Pay this motherfucker all the money. He needs to be the highest paid employee in the state. Sark has been worth every fucking penny.
  6. This is fucking awesome. I remember when I was in school you'd see Longhorn gear on Chapelle show and on celebs and shit. Texas was THE cool brand in 2005. Gunnar Helm's reaction after the catch was badass. He was talking mad shit to both defenders.
  7. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/columnist/dan-wolken/2024/10/12/texas-sec-oklahoma-red-river-rivalry/75652314007/
  8. he wants to bone the zeppelin because it's fat, you see.
  9. in the same way a zeppelin is awe inspiring.
  10. I feel sorry for all the sisters which are going to be hate-fucked by their sooner brothers tonight, may god have mercy on their holes
  11. OU lost to florida in the 2009 championship game, texas played in the fiesta bowl in 2009.
  12. are you fucking retarded? Do you know what year January 7th, 2010 took place in?
  13. This dude is going to go down as an all-time great here, jfc
  14. The very last game I attended at Texas as a student was the 2010 BCS championship game. I was a super-super senior with 5 years of season tickets under my belt, so I had incredible seats in the front row at the rose bowl. One of the most miserable games of my entire life. I actually got stranded in LA after the game and had to catch a cab to take me back to UCLA campus where I was staying and the cabbie ripped me off with a fair of like $70. When I was in college, Texas was the talk of college football and one of the biggest sources of joy in my life, so being down for so, so long stung. So, all that said, seeing this headline right now is indescribable. Dream season so far, I hope we keep it up:
  15. Thats so fucking awesome that it as a baker mayfield jersey they planted the flag through, holy shit
  16. This is what you get when you hire a coach you've already fired as your HC hahaha
  17. that shirt is fucking awesome. My dog is named Texas, and I taught him to "go make oklahoma" when he potties.
  18. One of my favorite jokes in KoTH is this episode that opens with Hank surrounded by maps on his kitchen table, furiously scribbling notes, when he stands up all excited and goes "Peggy! Come quick! I've found a route for our vacation which will let us completely avoid Oklahoma!" Fuck I love KOTH. Except the Big 12 championship episode.
  19. Sark is so fucking badass. What a fucking hire.
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