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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. A 5 win season is a 5 win season, multiple of the "losing seasons" you quote from texas were 5 fucking win seasons. So what you're saying, really, is that in an 8 year stretch, OU had the exact same number of 5 win seasons as Texas had in a 13 year stretch. 5 seasons with only 5 fucking wins is a dumpster fire, especially if they come in a much more compact window.
  2. OU can and will suck complete ass for extended periods of time, don't go sucking off that sooner prick to make him feel better about his shitty 49-0 team. They wandered most of the 90's looking like limp dicked losers much more likely to win 5 games a season rather than 9. This abso-fucking-lutely could be the start of an extended down period for those bitches up north. Remember how Texas had an all-world AD who couldn't miss for 15 years, until all of the sudden he was a huge liability.
  3. don't be stupid, they will still root against Texas even when Texas in the SEC. Like you said, aint like they got shit else to do and I'm pretty sure Texas being in the SEC isn't going to make the average tech student's rejection letter from Texas sting any less.
  4. All I can say is Sark has made Texas football fun to watch like it hasn't been in almost a decade and a half. I love where the Horns are right now and fully expect the program to continue to improve. Also best thing about Sark being worthy of the hype as an offensive guru is that we don't have to worry about an offensive coordinator being stolen away to HC some school and our offense suddenly regressing. We finally have stability on that side of the ball, for the first time since the Mack Brown glory years.
  5. I honestly would have expected those trailer trash hill billies to like the slop that is skyline chili
  6. Wow so if the exact opposite of what happened, happened, then the outcome would have been different? Are you an analyst cause you shouldn't waste this genius talent of yours.
  7. Remember when the Big 12 won conference realignment and were better off with Texas and OU leaving and Baylor was going to be a new big boy player in a big boy conference?
  8. fucking regarded announcer: "This series as of late has been dominated by Baylor. You go back 10 years, and texas only has 1 more win than baylor!"
  9. If you really wanted to make it take off, have the focus shift from the games and teams themselves, to the announcers. Turn the announcers, the ones who go to the games and "react" live, into the show. GIve them big names and big personalities, let them star on shows. Have them be incredibly, openly partisan, and also have them gamble. So people would follow their favorite football reactionaries, not just because they are big and flashy and showy, but because following their bets earns them money. "I"m pulling super hard for Texas to win this week because BigCockRon is all in on Oklahoma and I want to wipe the grin off his face." And so a season is less about following the teams, but rather following the announcer on which specific games they personally attend. "Ohhhh sick, BigCockRon is going to USC Notre Dame this year!"
  10. I was there too, and it was definitely a happy memory for me. It was just about the only time until Sam showed up that I felt confident about out QB. Too bad his head coach was Charlie fucking Strong.
  11. Sam needs more love That part in the Georgia game where they ran Sam ISO up the middle like 7 fucking times in a row and ended in the endzone was pure Sam Ehlinger.
  12. solely the QB play, yeah. Heard was the best thing about that game. I'll always love watching him navigate the final drive. Wasn't his fault the kicker missed the PAT. That was simply some Charlie Juju.
  13. Fuck it, let's turn this topic into a celebration of the few happy moments in the last decade that these QBs brought.
  14. Goddamn I did love me some Sam Ehlinger tho The shot of him wearing burnt orange and diapers while playing catch with his dad and being thrilled gets my dusty eyed every time. Still one of my favorite horns ever.
  15. Based on body of work so far, it'd be Ehlinger, Ewers, Ash, Case, Buechele, Swoopes, Heard, Thompson, Gilbert Based on FEELS and EXCITEMENT for the program, it'd be Ewers, Ehlinger, and the rest don't matter.
  16. could also apply to UH, aka Highschool Aggy.
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