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  1. they do, all the fucking time. It's called astroturfing, and it's a multimillion dollar industry. There are click farms of people in 3rd world countries you hire to do just this. Multiple companies have been found doing this, too. Anywho, this season has felt like a huge waste. Nothing has happened so far. In shit like The Flash and other DC properties, they don't teleport, they "vibrate" through the molecules in the wall. They can move so fast, they basically just dodge all the atoms and shit. So his suit comes with him, because he's vibrating inside of it, thus making the suit vibrate. This happens at the end of Zack Snyder's Justice League, where The Flash vibrates through the shockwave of the doomsday bomb while it rips apart the planet, which is how he survived. Don't ask me how come they don't vibrate through their suit's atoms and shit, comics are stupid as fuck. In X-Men 97 we actually see how Nightcrawler teleports from Wolverine's perspective. In X-men, Nightcrawler is basically opening worm holes through space that zip you forward in an instance, so his clothes come with him (and whatever he's carrying, like Wolverine) as he's basically walking through a door. Presumably in The Boys, Hughie only teleports his body, nothing else.
  2. If you really want to get aggy on board with leaving the SEC, just post on TexAgs that you're an "insider" and you've heard that "tu" is terrified of Aggy leaving. That's all it'll take to fool their rube fanbase.
  3. I'd sooner believe the Big Ten would pick up Rice than Aggy. After all, Rice has the more recent national championship in a big 3 men's sport, by 3 quarters of a decade.
  4. I'm sure Aggy having to travel to Oregon and Southern Cal as conference games would fit in perfectly with their fan base. Lord knows how many people in Texas are all about Big Ten football.
  5. No, Texas being able to outspend A&M does not mean A&M is a bad job or bad place. It's the people at Texas A&M that makes A&M a bad job and a bad place.
  6. None of those places have the mix of great famine era north korea landscape, soviet era architecture, milk men statues, a tribute to jenga victims, and farms growing maroon carrots like college station.
  7. there is truly no place on earth quite as uniquely ugly as college station
  8. Pripyat was way, waaaaay more colorful than aggy, and actually had some cool architecture outside of those dorms. It's also surrounded by cool shit like an amusement park and beautiful rivers. Aggy is more like North Korea, completely devoid of character:
  9. Not to mention, for a job like Texas, it really does require putting your ego aside. MackBrownTexasFootball aside, the correct mode of thinking at Texas is that the name on the front of the jersey is more important than the one on the back. Sark, by very nature, doesn't have an ego, because he's already been at rock bottom in his life. I think that humbled him and made him hungry, which is why this second part of his career is going so much better than the first. I could never see Texas having SteveSarkisianTexasFootball.com
  10. A man literally goes inside of a another man's dick in season 3. Shut the fuck up. Also there are Trump loving dipshits who literally identify with Homelander, so they hate her because she plays Starlight who opposes homelander in the show. Yes, seriously.
  11. Herman would say some stupid shit then kiss Klatt on the lips goodbye
  12. What a fucking coach. I can't believe what we've got in Sark.
  13. How do aggys know when their sheep is on their period? Because their dads dick tastes like sheep shit.
  14. A&M winning a historic game is completely off brand for A&M. Literally every time they get a chance of making history, they fall flat. There are over a hundred years of evidence of this happening. Examples: First SWC game? Lost to Rice. Last SWC game? Lost to Texas. First Big 12 game? Lost to Colorado. Last Big 12 game? Lost to Texas. First SEC game? Lost to Florida. First seven times playing Texas? Loss(es). Last time playing Texas? Loss. And so forth and so forth. Any time anything that will reverberate throughout history comes up, aggy shits the bed, like clockwork.
  15. That "AggYell" logo looks like a catchpa
  16. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MUDASIR NOW 12THMAN IS MY BEST FRIEND
  17. Army went 11-2 in 2018 running the wishbone. They won multiple games that season without attempting a single pass. They ended that year beating Cougar High in a bowl 70-14 with the bone.
  18. Dude who was in like 20% of the movie and played a character called "war machine" wanted to get equal pay with Robert Downy Jr, who plays Iron Man, in a film called Iron Man 2. They said "lol no" so he walked.
  19. imagine being fired the way he did and thinking you're gonna make the hall of fame. what a fucking loser.
  20. I'm surprised neither Princeton nor Rutgers from 1869 wasn't number 1. They played the first american football game ever, hard to be more influential than that. Even if maybe not the most influential ever, it's still pretty surprising that neither was on the list at all.
  21. My dad started deep space 9 tonight after we watched a couple episodes of TNG. The first episode of Deep Space 9 blew his fucking mind.
  22. He has a ton of shit happen in season 3 and the animated series, not least of which being the revelation that he is the younger brother of the vought president and is old enough to serve with soldier boy, and that he covered up Homelander's first mission which homelander completely fucked up, which is why Homelander loves him so much. Oh, and also that he's basically missing enormous pieces of his brain and is essentially a child. And he died. Funnily enough, they're being played by the same person underneath the mask.
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