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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. It was such a contrast too because rockets tickets just down the street were crazy expensive lol. But yeah, i didnt care that the astros were awful, a $5 ticket to a professional baseball game is always worth it to blow off some steam. I always loved saying i was gonna take a "9 inning study break" in college. Going to watch baseball in person is just so much fun even if the home team is bad.
  2. My dad and brother started going to astros games for my brothers birthday in the 70s, and when i was born, i started going with them. First sporting event i ever went to was an astros game. Went to the last astrodome game with my brother and watched willy nelson play. When the astros were losing 300 games in 3 seasons, i worked in an office within walking distance of minute maid and would buy cheap astros tickets for $5. Saw so many blowout losses that year. I sat through so many miserable memories as lifetime astros fan. Even the good moments were quaint. I cannot believe where altuve has taken these astros after decades of being middling. Hes made following the astros for my entire life feel worth it.
  3. "Altuve makes the moment again!" Is gonna be one of those legendary calls that rings in my head for the rest of my life. Now lets go fuck up cougar high for the last time ever.
  4. I thought he caught it too. Was yelling too loud to hear the announcer losing his shit. I thought Altuve's stone cold demeanor was because he had gotten out until the "home run" logo appeared in the box. What a bad motherfucker.
  5. Literally replayed the homerun in my dreams all night.
  6. I remember going to game 6 of the 2017 alcs just days after my home had been reduced to rubble in hurricane harvey. The yankees were rallying late in the game when altuve came to bat. The stadium chanted "mvp" i swear it juiced the fuck out of him. And very next pitch was a 2 run homer. Game was never in question after. I literally love jose altuve.
  7. I dont know which altuve alcs homerun was better, this one or "altuve sends the astros to the world series!"
  8. So altuve has to be the all time greatest astro by now, right?
  9. I hope Greg Sankey hands out the Big 12 trophy to Texas in Jerry World after we beat OU. Fuck the big 12.
  10. Sankey going to the Red River Shootout to lord over the Big 12's last meaningful regular season game ever is such a goddamn power move and I fucking love it.
  11. Perfect example of how you wind up with so many dipshit posts, right here. Because you can't possibly let someone calling you a virign slide, because your e-cred is too fragile. You're a spade, you spade. Reminder: This all stemmed from you being too stupid to parse "our" as referring to the conference in a post where "our" referring to solely texas would make no fucking sense. Because Texas can't send 2 fucking teams to the playoffs, you fucking idiot.
  12. And you're a dipshit virgin who has posted nearly 30 fucking times a day for 5 fucking years straight. literal books worth of stupid shit like "SMU is big boy money now that they're making $0 in the ACC" for years on end, without pay.
  13. You couldn't make up a less self-aware post from the SMU dick-riding loser on with 50,000 posts on a Texas board than the above if you tried.
  14. The conference's strength of schedule, you mongoloid.
  15. The Big 12 isn't sending 2 teams to the playoffs with our SOS. We're basically not playing a team ranked above 70 going forward until we play OU again in the conference championship game.
  16. "Are you tuned in?" "Very!" "Tune in harder, dammit!"
  17. On top of this, Texas has a trademarked pantone color for their uniforms. They are literally always exactly the same shade. That's the point of pantone, to ensure the same perceptible color to the naked eye. UT's jersey color is PMS 159 #bf5700.
  18. Texas has by far the best resume of the top 4. Texas opponents are 17-8. The next closest is Michigan, whose opponents are 13-12. Georgia and FSU's opponents have combined losing records: 9-11 (FSU) and 7-13 (Georgia). Not to mention Texas is the only team with 2 ranked wins. Only other ranked win was FSU over #23 LSU. Our wins are legit.
  19. How does son Tyler Venables know when daughter Addie Venables is on her period? Cause his dad's dick tastes like shit.
  20. MOLAN LAYB written in block lettering on his back window
  21. Kind of like how Australia was a british prison colony I guess.
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