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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. Mike Elko obviously has a tangy, sulfur-like smell that comes from his inability to reach behind his massive gut to properly wipe his pooper. It's topped with liberal use of Axe body spray.
  2. You can set you watch to this, in every fucking sport.
  3. There's some dipshits in this thread who have apparently never seen aggy up close and personal. It doesn't matter who the fuck we trot out there, aggy will always choke at program defining moments. We beat aggy with Case Fucking McCoy going 3 and out for an entire game in collie station after they took the lead with like a minute left. They let Derp fucking derp all over them at the most important moment in school history. The sun rises, water is wet, and Aggy can't win.
  4. Aggy has always been a team that I thought epitomized that outside of the top of the conference, the SEC aint shit. A lot of talk talk talk with nothing to back it up before they fall flat.
  5. I appreciate all the colt mccoy and texas volleyball commercials Aggys are having to watch
  6. The maroon goons huh? With the modern definition of goon?
  7. Cut Elko some slack, when you're in the third trimester your hormones start going crazy and it's hard to concentrate or think straight.
  8. That fat chick's aggy hat was fucking yellow where it should be white.
  9. I hate how that 90's taco bell commercial is combining early 90's Saved by the Bell aesthetic with 1997 Marcy Playground. Like... no, those are completely different parts of the 90's.
  10. Classless aggy going all mongoloid on the sideline because they're being exposed
  11. The B in BJ Mayes stands for Bitch.
  12. Aggy does Charlie Strong tackles.
  13. EXTREMELY solid, like 350 lbs solid.
  14. I hear A&M is having a hard time against salty cocks?
  15. smoooooooooooooooooooth buttfucking
  16. Their largest deficit of the season *so far*.
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