Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

crash_davis

Legacy Members

Everything posted by crash_davis

  1. Some people were born just to be bitchy ass cunts. Unsurprisingly, most of them posts on this thread. Sark's the best coach we've had in over 30 years. Mack was a politician who lucked into VY. He's a bitchy ass cunt too.
  2. Sark said it was awesome "kicking OU's ass in Dallas, kicking aggys ass at DKR and kicking Michigan's ass". He seems reinvigorated.
  3. Way just said Arch was not sacked in this game. When the fuck was the last game where our QB wasn't sacked?
  4. Poor people are the worst.
  5. Polluted ship channel gonna get more polluted. The smell of napalm in the morning...
  6. Well worth a watch. I don't know much about the beef/cattle market but this seems like a good reason why everyone but the finance bros are getting screwed. TLDW: Capitalism. Jesus loves capitalism.
  7. Again, if you think the dearth of talent in the Oline, RB, and WR rooms is expected in his 4th season, then you are lying to yourself. Yes changes are coming, but I don't think anyone expected that we would have this much dead weight on the roster and have to recruit the hell out of the portal.
  8. America, Fuck Yeah! Any other country and this is absolutely shocking. Here, it's a normal Monday night and barely makes the news.
  9. More like Arch looking at the WR, RB and Oline rooms. Arch must be thinking, "This shit is not what I expected for my last year."
  10. No because Flood had to help out with the defensive backs and couldn't spend his full time with the Oline. Now that Akina is gone, he can again devote his time to the Oline. - Sark, probably.
  11. After watching that shit, I feel an unexplainable urge to go purse shopping.
  12. My offense can't run or pass the ball because my play calling and schemes suck. Ima yell at Pete and the defense!
  13. Georgia beat us in the SEC Championship game with a back up QB dinking and dunking shit to delayed receivers out of the backfield. They did the same shit to us this year. I was yelling for PK to catch a fucking clue. With that said, I didn't think he would get fired. D was outcoached but Sark has been outcoached by Smart for the last 3 meetings. Is Sark going to fire himself as OC? Emotionally I'm pissed at PK's "firing". His D played well enough for us to win every game, except UGA. Rationally, I'm hoping Muschamp can fix UGA outcoaching us, at least on the D side of the ball. If Sark fixes his bullshit then this is a win win. If Sark doesn't address the O side including Oline, play calling and schemes, this is just lipstick on a pig.
  14. Caught? The front door is unlocked. Raging idiots continuously walk right in and start typing. Unfortunately most stay for forever. That's how we get Helo'd.
  15. Those 5 seconds gained are a matter of life and death.
  16. Lagway seems to think interceptions count towards his completion %.
  17. I bet he goes bat shit crazy if the person in front reclines. They are infringing upon my personal space! I feel claustrophobic!!!!!
  18. Fishing in Australia? Nah, I'll pass.
  19. For the rest of his, his teammates, and his coaches lives, everyone will remember how much of a gaping pussy he was for slowing down to take the hit. No conviction. That one is going to hurt for a long time.
  20. Latvia's man shortage has sparked a strange new industry: The hourly husband https://www.tbsnews.net/offbeat/latvias-man-shortage-has-sparked-strange-new-industry-hourly-husband-1303376 Statistically, the country has a full-blown "man drought," with 15.5% more women than men, a gap more than three times the average across the European Union. Among seniors, the divide becomes even more dramatic: women over 65 outnumber men two to one, says the New York Post. Researchers say there's no mystery behind the imbalance. Latvian men simply don't live as long. They smoke far more frequently than women-31% of them smoke, compared to just 10% of women-and carry higher rates of overweight and obesity. Poor diet, inconsistent healthcare habits, and leftover post-Soviet lifestyle patterns have caused men to die younger for decades. In a small country, this adds up quickly. Fewer men reach middle age, and even fewer make it into retirement. The imbalance has quietly reshaped the population. But while demographers debate the health crisis, Latvian women have adopted a far more immediate solution: if the country doesn't have enough men, they'll hire one. Across Latvia, services offering "husbands for an hour" have exploded in popularity. Companies like Komanda24 promise to send over "Men With Golden Hands"-a delightful piece of branding for workers who show up to fix leaky pipes, mount televisions, repair cabinets, or bring any misbehaving household appliance back in line. Another service, Remontdarbi.lv, takes the concept even further by branding its handymen explicitly as rented husbands. Customers book online or by phone, and within a short time, a man appears at the door-not to flirt, not to argue about weekend plans, but simply to paint the walls or fix the curtains. The concept turns the traditional "handy husband" trope into a straightforward commercial transaction. No relationship required, no awkward dates involved, and no need to pretend anyone is assembling an IKEA bookshelf for love. In a country where women jokingly describe a "nationwide husband vacuum," the service has become a practical fix for the demographic gap.
  21. You can take the aggy out of Collie Station but you can't take the jizz out of aggy.
  22. Stupidly, years ago I spent too many lessons at GolfTec hitting on mats and a simulator. Chunky shots are not punished any where near as much as they are punished on the course. Also with drivers, I would always hit big slinging hooks on simulators but ball flight on the course was very slight draw or straight. Also find that hitting irons on mats on the simulator and range also leads my balls to draw much more than on the course. Probably not the answer you're looking for but from experience, I wouldn't take the ball flights and distances as gospel.
  23. So 9-3 did not make the playoffs? I was told we were dipshits to think otherwise.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.