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  1. Alcohol causes cancer. Books make you gay. But guns don't kill people. Buy guns.
  2. crash_davis

    Bert!

    Not sure if the above is an attempt at a joke.
  3. I keep checking this thread to see if we signed a kicker.
  4. They gave Hitler a trophy for winning absolutely nothing. But sure, it's HIS fault...
  5. crash_davis

    Bert!

    Let's not make this rocket science. It's kicking a fucking football through an upright. If you only successfully can kick from one hash, then you have the yips and suck. If have 2 chances to seal the win for your team and miss both times, you have the yips and suck. Oh yea, you also contributed to the loss in the SEC championship game. The team should probably leave your ass off the plane flight home. No one gives a fuck which hash. Just make the fucking kick, any one of the 2.
  6. They are all mad bitching about Texas as we play in the CFP again. This is what irrelevancy looks like, aggy. Continue watching and bitching like a bunch of fucking losers that you are.
  7. crash_davis

    Bert!

    I think Quinn tried to run to the left hash but looked like he herp derped on the way and fell down.
  8. I thought it was built because repressed, latent homosexual men wanted to jerk off in a jizz jar together, not that anything's wrong with that. No kink shaming here.
  9. I remember yelling HOLDING at the TV at least 4 times. That was some bullshit no calls.
  10. crash_davis

    Bert!

    Team needs to code red his ass
  11. crash_davis

    Bert!

    I fucking hate this piece of shit
  12. Weight classes exist for a reason, Rhino.
  13. Clemson was a great warmup for ASU. Clemson kept it "close" because Klubnik played lights out. Even then, the game was never really in doubt. Clemson is much better than ASU. Only way ASU keeps it close is if Quinn throws 3 picks and Sark goes deeper in his let's try to be genius and drastically go away with what's working. We pull away in the 2nd half cause their lines are tired of getting fucked up the ass with no lube.
  14. If you goal is to bore the fuck out of the fans, then play the mariachi for the entire 3 minutes. If your goal is to fire up the fan, then do NOT play the mariachi for the entire 3 fucking minutes. I was kinda pissed when they played them the second time. I thought I was watching a talent show contest.
  15. On a flight from Charlotte back to Austin. Tons of Clemson fans on the flight. Dipshits don't know they are in for a no lube ass fucking.
  16. TLDR: Dude stab company president during a meeting. https://www.woodtv.com/news/muskegon-county/police-look-for-motive-in-stabbing-of-company-president/ Around 9 a.m. Tuesday, several staff members gathered for a meeting at Anderson Express Inc. on South Mill Iron Road. In the middle of it, police say Mahoney got up and left. When he came back 10 minutes later, police say he walked over to the president of the company and stabbed him in the side. Mahoney left the building in his vehicle before authorities later took him into custody. He was arraigned Wednesday morning on a charge of assault with intent to murder. The court reportedly set bond at 10% cash/surety of $500,000. The company president was hospitalized and went through surgery. He is expected to recover. Mahoney had only worked for the manufacturing company for two weeks and was being trained to replace a retiring employee at a high position in the company, police said. Employees told police that Mahoney was quiet.
  17. Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1hg2sgs/1216_ua2359_ord_to_ewr/ Submission statement Location Flight from ORD to EWR Date Dec 16, 2024. 4:51pm - 7:08pm These are all short clips from a lot of video I took during my flight from Chicago to Newark on 12/16/24. The flashing blue lights were interesting because I was not actually able to see that with my naked eye. The flight was UA2359. *more details Camera: iPhone 16 Pro Max Didn't notice a reaction from other passengers but I was also glued to my window. Started noticing the objects ~20m into the flight and then towards the end of the flight. The objects show more detail than I noticed with my naked eye. I'll post the full uncut video to YouTube tomorrow for everyone's viewing pleasure. Videos from at 4:51pm - 7:08pm Here are the full uncut videos. Including here for more visibility; Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oKEink9NYQ Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj5fyxeH6jM Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8PDrabW5lQ
  18. I'll eat crow. Colorado lost to the teams with a pulse, but I certainly didn't not think they would finish with a winning record, an pretty decent one at that. It will be interesting to see what Deoin does after Shad and Hunter leave the team. Also will be interesting how "good" Colorado is next year w/out those 2.
  19. so we can continue to bitch about Gideon and Joseph? I keed, maybe.
  20. Not Texas but maybe cool story, bro. 2 years ago Memorial Day weekend, we were staying in a remote cabin in Twin Lakes, CO. Just 15 miles south, Buena Vista, CO has the highest concentration of mountain lions in Colorado. 2nd day there, at sunset my daughter and her friend went for a hike around the "neighborhood". About 200 yards away they see a deer. Then about 100 yards away, they see a mountain lion shoot out of the tree line hauling ass after the deer. Both haul ass over a hill and down the valley. No more sunset hikes around the neighborhood.
  21. I asked this on the PK thread but it's more appropriate here. So...with how the D and especially the secondary played this year and with Barron winning the Thorpe, who's responsible? Up until this year, the secondary was a huge liability and, deservingly so, we had been bitching about Gideon and Joseph. With this year's drastic improvement and success, Is it because Gideon and Joseph finally got their shit together? Was Mukuba the missing piece? Is it Nansen?
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