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https://www.kxan.com/weather/weather-blog/are-triple-digits-done-for-the-year-in-austin/ It’s a tad too early to lock in a guarantee that triple digits are over for 2024, but the odds seem to be tilted in our favor. Our long-term computer models keep highs in the 90s in Austin through the second week of September. In addition, while we do see the eventual redevelopment of high pressure to our west early next month, it doesn’t get nearly as strong as it was last week. Our ongoing wet pattern should add more moisture to the soil to help keep any brief spikes in heat to a minimum. Typically we only see three triple-digit days a year in September, and most of those come during the first half of the month. Meanwhile, we’re losing ~1.5 minutes of daylight per day, the sun is getting lower in the sky, and our typical hottest time of the year gets farther in the rearview mirror. Perhaps our best chance for triple digits to return would be if we were to see a late-day cold front approach from the north, providing compressional heating to boost temperatures prior to its arrival higher than we currently expect. That, or a down-sloping wind from the west that would also give temperatures a higher maximum than we currently are forecasting for the next two weeks. So far we’re not seeing those two scenarios in the near term.

Katz's never closes, apparently. Maybe this will be harbinger of old Austin making a return. Same exact location. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/katzs-restaurant-owners-buy-space-in-downtown-austin/ Barry and Lisa Katz, owners of the Katz’s restaurant company, bought the property at 618 W. 6th St. in an auction, a company representative said. The acquisition is expected to close in August, and more details will be shared then, a release said. The Katzes plan to lease the second and third floors of the building.

You win the internet for today.

It's not just the running club. There's a similar golf club, Random Golf Club. Those douchebags play 5 somes with music blaring and don't give a shit about the people playing behind them. Douche bros cannot help themselves.

DPS is no longer taking gender changes. You are stuck at Pat.

We're going to look like we did against Rice last year, win by 20 but looking shitty in some stretches. New receivers, mostly new RB crew, replacing 2 NFL tackles on DLine, first game play calling not wanting to show anything, etc. Everyone's pet heads will fall off. Then later we'll play for the SEC championship and everyone will have forgotten about this game.

oddly specific...

...and I'm just better at it. Yes, tremendous strategy.

School should've already started when she and meth head took off on their Mt Hood sight seeing trip. So I assume kids were left with sitter or family member in their Austin area home. I'm too lazy to look up where she lives.

...finding out that his kids are bat shit crazy?

I used the shit out of mine doing 4-5 mile afternoon hikes in Colorado. It's perfect for carrying a couple bottles of water, phone, keys, and wallet. Wearing it around your hip is tons easier and less cumbersome than a backpack.

Dude, it took them longer because of road blow jobs. That shit is draining.

RIP

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/news/netflix-sign-stealer-connor-stalions-leaks-ncaa-interview/9647ff92f27c89f4a1013e88 'Sign Stealer' reveals how Connor Stalions obtained signals The documentary is a biopic of Stalions, who grew up as a Michigan fan and explores the origins of his methodology for stealing signs during football games – which ironically started when he was a staffer with Navy when the Midshipmen played Ohio State on Aug. 30, 2014. Nearly a decade later, Stalions would be at the center of a scandal during Michigan's national championship season for several allegations. Stalions purchased tickets for games at other Big Ten stadiums and admits to obtaining videos from those games. He does not admit to using it, however. Stalions also does not admit to being in person at the Central Michigan game against Michigan State on Sept. 21, 2023. Stalions offers his defense, too. "First of all, I've never advance scouted," Stalions said in the documentary. "Second, if this is about signals, I obtained signals the same way every other team does through watching TV copies and talking to other intel guys on other teams. What set me apart was the way I organized that information and processed it on game day." "Untold: Sign Stealer” operates in those gray areas and details an underground network for analysts that steal signals in college football. Stalions become engrossed in that network, and pushed past boundaries with an intricate sign-stealing system, which is detailed. "I think what Connor has is a unique football mind," Brown said. "I don't think it's just a football mind. I think it's a mind in general. There are a ton of people around the country that do similar things to what Connor did, but what makes Connor unique is that he is able to retain that and did have the organizational system that was unique that I don't know that other people would go to the lengths that he did. I don't think that they could retain the information that he did to make it as useful as he was able to make it."

Website to check your voter status. This probably should be a link at the top of this website, not just Cloak Room. https://teamrv-mvp.sos.texas.gov/MVP/mvp.do

You shut your whore mouth.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/13-year-old-shot-and-killed-in-east-austin-shootout-between-two-other-minors AUSTIN, Texas — Austin police arrested two minors for their suspected involvement in a recent shooting that left a 13-year-old dead. The shooting happened on Thursday, August 22 at around 8:35 p.m. in the 6300 block of Thurgood Avenue. Police say the 13-year-old and another minor drove a stolen car to meet with another minor with the intention of robbing them, which led to a shootout between all three. The 13-year-old was shot and moved to the backseat of the suspect vehicle. APD says the minor who was with him started driving away from the scene and the force threw the 13-year-old from the backseat onto the pavement. The other juvenile involved fled the scene on foot but was eventually arrested and charged with capital murder. The other minor has also been arrested and charged with first-degree murder.

Well Jim Morrison prob did slay some pussy in his prime...

For consideration, T Sweat was listed 6'3" 250lbs as a high school senior. I trust our coaches evals. https://www.texasfootball.com/recruiting/players/t’vondre-sweat.02837c19?ref=rankings_list

https://slatereport.com/news/texas-woman-found-engaging-in-bestiality-with-dog-after-husbands-arrest-for-exposing-himself-to-children/ Texas Woman Found Engaging in Bestiality with Dog After Husband’s Arrest for Exposing Himself to Children April 17, 2024 by Tom Henry Joely, 53, and William Mitchell Keen, 52, were arrested on March 27 after dozens of disturbing photos and videos were allegedly discovered on his phone. They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in ‘multiple sex acts’ with the couple’s Great Dane – the world’s biggest dog breed. Police uncovered the video after confiscating her husband’s phone after he was charged with indecent exposure on March 13. The father-of-two, who goes by Mitchell, was caught masturbating while following children around a H-E-B supermarket in Spring, just outside Houston. Further investigation led to him also being charged with indecency with a child by exposure – and the discovery of the videos. The couple’s home was raided by heavily armed police and they were taken away in handcuffs while their two children, aged 18 and 10, and three dogs were rescued. ‘We don’t know what kind of environment they were exposed to on a regular basis. Maybe they weren’t exposed to anything. Maybe they were exposed to a lot,’ Montgomery County Constables Lieutenant Ken Washington said. Mitchell is a former US Navy sailor and Joely a family nurse at nearby Total Men’s Primary Care until she was fired on Monday. Joely was charged with bestiality and Mitchell with possessing fewer than 100 images of child pornography a third-degree felony. ‘Something comes up every now and again when you are investigating a crime. So when these detectives were going through this investigation, and they find the images and the video and the sexual acts – that’s extremely concerning. ‘But then you see an animal involved, which makes this odd.’ No need to shame their kink, bro.

way to ruin the fun of this thread... Seriously, sorry to hear that. That is fucked up. Was OJ in town that weekend?

This guy is a hero. Can never be too sure. 4th woman must've been over weight. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-border-agent-accused-ordering-women-show-breasts-rcna168080 SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A U.S. border patrol agent in New York has been accused of ordering women to show him their breasts and claiming that it was part of his officials duties, authorities said. Border agent Shane Millan, 53, was arrested Thursday on charges that he deprived four women of their constitutional right to be free from unreasonable searches, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of New York said in a news release. According to prosecutors, Millan told three women to expose their bare chests to him over a web camera while he was processing their applications to enter the country. A fourth woman was ordered to show him her breasts with her bra on, prosecutors said. The alleged incidents took place in August 2023. Millan told the women that exposing their breasts was part of the process of being admitted into the United States, but it was actually for his own gratification, the prosecutors said.

Definite not too soon. That you know of....

The OJ thread was locked so new one it is. This is all kinds of fucked up. I do not understand this. Dad viciously kills mom (allegedly). Kids: Hey let's make jewelry from his ashes so that we can fondly remember him. https://www.tmz.com/2024/08/26/oj-simpson-remains-became-cremation-jewelry/ Malcolm LaVergne -- O.J.'s longtime lawyer and now executor of his estate -- tells TMZ ... the Juice's remains have been transformed into cremation jewelry, which was divvied up among his 4 adult children. Simpson was cremated back in April, following his death, and we're told his kids signed off on having their father's ashes turned into an assortment of jewelry. As executor, Malcolm also had to provide written consent to the process. Malcolm didn't want to say exactly what kind of jewelry pieces the children got -- but, typically, it's necklaces or bracelets with miniature urns as pendants.