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crash_davis

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  1. Is there a shame section for the extra poor people to stand or are they vulturing the aisle just standing there like zombies? Cause I draw the line at some fat ass' ass in my face the entire 1-3 hours.
  2. I can relate. In the mid 90s, after a night out on a bachelor party in Austin, my really drunk buddy called an escort service he found in the yellow pages. He requested 2 blondes. 30 mins later, a brunette and a redhead repeatedly knock on his hotel room door. He won't answer. I'm in the room across and watch the comedy through my peephole. I get out and try to help out the ladies by knocking on the door. From the other side of the door, we hear him yelling at a dude on the phone. "Are you color blind because these bitches at my door are not blonde." The 2 ladies proceed to leave after another 5 mins of not opening the door. Then they ask me if I want some fun. I reply, "Who do you think the 2nd blonde was for?" They get pissed and leave.
  3. When is the portal closing? I'll check back when the dust has settled and we've settled on our 3rd and 4th choices. Nothing is sane when young men and $$$ is involved.
  4. So things seem to be going well ..
  5. Those motherfuckers insist upon themselves because they see an opportunity to finally be relevant, only took Texas and OU to leave the conference. With that said, it was impressive to see what their spending produced on the defensive side of the ball. I think they learned to need to spend money on the offense and it looks like they might be doing that. Anyway, fuck them.
  6. ...and the Russian judge awards the intellectually challenged a 10 for their mental gymnastics routine!
  7. AI reminding us that our life isn't yet as miserable as it's going to be.
  8. You just reminded me to put scramblyn on ignore.
  9. At that point, I'm just trying to get to my fucking destination. I'm not going to quibble over arm rest. I would like the courtesy but I'm not going to get pissed if I don't get it. It's a 1-3 hour flight. I'm perfectly alright to be inconvenienced for nano second of my lifetime.
  10. They don't admit it but they all want to be the one who says "I told you so." Being the first to break the news, showing confidence in crystal balls bullshit is leveraging their position for "I told you so." Everyone who follows recruiting should know sometimes they are right, sometimes they are wrong. At this point in the game 20 years later, if someone is taking everything they say as gospel, then the mistake is on the reader.
  11. The only times I had to sit in the middle seat are when I missed my connection for various reasons. I'm assigned a middle seat on the next best flight available because that flight is already mostly full.
  12. Someone caught someone else cheating? Drug deal gone bad? Someone tried to change the channel during an NFL game?
  13. 9.95 report on shit at the time that they receive it. There's nothing wrong with what they are doing. But when dealing with high school and college aged kids, many of whom come from financially challenged homes, shit is fluid. I would imagine when presented with life changing money, it's not just the kid's choice. His family (parents, uncles, etc) would definitely chime in. Some kids and families aren't thinking about what school/program will improve my NFL draft prospects. They are thinking about bills to pay and all the shit that they can buy right now.
  14. Fat ass Americans and Brits aren't gonna be able to navigate that contraption. They're gonna fall climbing down and kill the poor grandma across the aisle.
  15. This popped up in my feed. It's a damn good video/documentary. Funny, amazing views, awe inspiring. When I retired in a few years, the CT will be the first big thing that I do. I cannot wait.
  16. WTF? Why are dipshits like this dude not in jail? What the fuck does it take? According to court records, Vences has previously faced 33 criminal cases in Travis County, nine felony cases and 24 misdemeanor cases, since 2005. APD said Vences was arrested Sunday by the U.S. Marshals Lone Star Fugitive Task Force on an unrelated felony warrant. Police said he has multiple prior convictions, including assault of a family member and multiple drug possession convictions.
  17. There are many Tiktok and Reddit videos of anti-ICE protesters playing drums, loud speakers, and shit in the middle of the night at Minneapolis hotels where ICE are staying. I'm guessing Hilton heard numerous complaints from customers and protesters. And here we are.
  18. Lulz. No we're gonna let academics get in the way of a guy we want to buy for a year or 2 of football service.
  19. You just described the few Tech guys I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing.
  20. Hilton making a stand, at least in Minneapolis.
  21. I spent the 2 week holiday break "hiking" the Greenbelt and the few "hikes" around the area, enjoying downtown restaurants and bars, taking morning walks around the 3 mile loop of the LBL trail, and playing the awesome local Muni golf courses. The leadership of this city of a bunch of dipshits. There are many valid complaints about this city. All of the shit combined cannot ruin the awesomeness of this city. I say it often, if it weren't for Austin, I would've moved out of Texas a decade ago. It's the only redeeming thing about living in Texas. Not redeeming enough to retire here, but good enough to keep me around another 3 years until we can retire and move tf out of Texas.
  22. Thievery is saying dickface to OU for $800k. Supposedly Indiana offered $800k, OU matched and dickface chose OU. If this is indeed true, I with him nothing but the worst. Fuck him.
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